What a terrible night to be restless! The writer known as James was tossing and turning quite a bit in his bed, unable to properly sleep. James was your typical guy, with a somewhat slender build and a total height of about 6 feet. James himself was sleeping in the nude, something he would often do on hot nights. The naked human thrashed about ins his blanket, trying to just the right position. Finding the most comfortable position was always the most difficult thing for James to do.
The red colored blanket he was laying underneath wasn't enjoying the situation much either. Having somehow gained sentience, this blanket did not enjoy James' tossing and turning. Furthermore, it disapproved of James' lack of attire! Having the naked body of this human thrashing about did not help matters, infuriating the magical blanket to no end. The blanket thought of the human as nothing but a pig, a swine writhing around uselessly in the mud.
In fact, that thought gave the blanket an idea. James was u