Swapping Extravaganza! (Multiple Body Swaps)

I yawned, as I laid my head against the pillow. It was time for me to once again slide back into wonderland, where I could lucid dream once again. I remember when I first started lucid dreaming, how unbearably hard it. I'd remain lucid for about five minutes, at which point the dream would become unstable and I'd wake up. I'm not the same person I used to be, I can now lucid dream six nights out of the week. I've become my dog, a horse, a busty super-model, a donkey, a rabbit and a flamingo in a bunch of different lucid dreams. For this one, I wanted to swap with something new, some new animal or person. As my head rested against my pillows, I found myself in the land of dreams once again. I was in a vast cityscape, it was truly massive and I had no idea where I should head first.

I walked up and down the streets, looking in vain for a fresh new victim to swap with. The avenue with filled with hot women, yappy dogs, and numerous birds of various types. It was cool and all, but I had already swapped with these guys before! I had been a woman, a dog, and a bird! I needed to try something entirely new, something refreshing and different. I made my way down the street, and happened across a group of people crowded around the outside of a fancy restaurant. There was a huge sign on the front of the build that read, "Grand Opening! No Body-Swappers allowed!" Geez, looks like my sub-conscious is fighting me again! I'd always hate it when my mind would fight me on the reality of the dream, it always screwed with the reality of my dreams.

As I stood outside with the other commoners, I saw an extremely rich-looking old man walk into the building. That's when an idea struck me, I'll swap with him! I'm sure a guy that rich has access to all kinds of servants and butlers I could swap with! The man entered the building, as I quickly ran up the steps. I was stopped by two men at the door, who stood in my way. "Can't ya' read the sign, buddy? No body-swappers allowed!" Exclaimed one of the men, as he spat in my face. I stood up to the men, and puffed out my chest. "I have as much of a right to be here as anybody else!" The man shook his head, "Nah, you body-swappers don't have rights! You hijack people for kicks, just to live out your weird fetish!" He exclaimed, as he gave me a shove.

I couldn't really argue that factoid, he did have a valid point. Those are the main reasons I swap bodies with people in my dream, and it's something I couldn't argue. Still, this was a lucid dream and I had a plan to get into the restaurant. I would simply exert my control over the dream, and be let in. I began focusing, trying my best to alter the reality of the dream. "Let me in!" I exclaimed, as I exerted my control over the dream. "Oh, sure! We'll let you in... Sort of!" Shouted the man, as he took out a strange bottle of spray. He shook, and pressed down on the button. With an instant, my face was doused with the strange liquid. "You!" I shouted as I wiped the spray off my face, "Just for that, I'm stealing your body and making you gay!" I began concentrating, as I attempted to swap with the man.

I glowed blue, as I continued to concentrate. I closed my eyes, and began chanting. When I opened them, I was surprised to find that I hadn't swapped bodies with the doorman at all, but somebody else. I looked down to see a rather skanky-looking red outfit, complete with a lazy exposed bra that showed off two massive tits. I had swapped bodies with a local prostitute! I found I was standing on the other side of the street, facing directly in front of the restaurant. To my surprise, I spotted the prostitute in my body waving directly at me. The doormen immediately let her into the restaurant! "Like that, buddy?" Asked the rude doorman from earlier, as he shouted from the other side of the street. "We spray you with this once, and it screws up your next body-swap! If you come anywhere near the restaurant again, we'll give you another douse to mess with your powers!" Said one of the doormen, as the two of them laughed at my misfortune.

I scoffed at them as I decided to ignore them, I wasn't going to get into the building by dealing with those bozos. I looked back down at my body, as I became somewhat turned-on by the view. My body was curvaceous and delicate, I had soft-skin and wide hips. My face has so much makeup on it, that Pennywise the clown would be jealous of it. My legs were long, and my butt was massive. Truly, this woman was a desirable prostitute. I cringed at the thought of her going into a restaurant in my body, getting to eat fine cuisine, while I camped out at the side of the road for men to gawk at. I had no intention of staying in this form, I knew I had to get into the building somehow! I tossed my purse over my shoulder, as I ran my fingers through my luscious blonde locks. I would get into that restaurant and swap with that rich guy no matter what!

I walked away from the restaurant, as I twirled my long blonde hair in a condescending manner. I needed to find another way to break into the restaurant, but how? Those guys could probably spot me if I was in a different body, and spray me with that stuff again. As I walked along with my high-heels clacking against sidewalk, I came across a back-alley with a garbage can lying in the middle of it. Numerous flies were buzzing around the garbage can, which gave me a great idea. I'd swap with a housefly, and sneak into the restaurant as an insect! I looked around to make sure nobody was watching, and went back to the situation at hand. I walked over the garage can, my breasts bouncing each step of the way. I picked up a tiny fly using my delicate fingers, and held him front of my face.

I decided to use something different to swap with the fly, so I pictured have some sort of swap-specific item in my pocket. I pulled out a coin from pocket that had the picture of the prostitute on one side, and a picture of the fly on the other. I took the coin and flipped it, once it hit the ground, my perspective changed. I looked at the world through segmented eyes, as the world around me was a strange shad of red. My tiny six legs dangled out from torso, as I looked into the face of the former body I inhabited. The fly, who was now in the prostitute's body, was still gripping me tightly in her manicured fingers. She stared me straight in my buggy eyes, as she grinned sadistically. I never knew a prostitute could look menacing, but due to my insect form, everything seemed menacing!

I was afraid the fly was going to stomp me, ending the dream before I even got the show off the road! Luckily, the fly let me go and stared down at his tits. I plummeted towards the ground, but was able to stop my fall by flapping my tiny wings. I hovered in mid-air, as I flew up into the sky. "Oh my god, this is so hot! I don't think I'll miss being an insect! I'll let you go for giving me this body, you're going to expire in a day or two anyway!" I didn't really care about the fly's warnings, this was all a dream and nothing serious could happen to me in the real world because of it. I flew off far away from the fly prostitute, as I made my way back the restaurant. The whole world looked massive to my tiny body, but I was still able to find my way to the building. Using my powerful wings, I flew as fast as I could towards the open door. I flew over the two doormen, who barely batted an eye at my insect form. I flew inside the building, which now seemed as big as a castle to me. I flew directly into the eating area of the kitchen, was greeted by a most peculiar sight.

Not only was the prostitute in my body not there, but everyone I've met over the past year filled every seat! Phil, in his dragon form, was digging into a thick steak with his fangs, while Zach the grey fox looked on. "Dude, I think you need to go easy on the meat!" Exclaimed Zach, as watched Phil shovel more beef into his gaping maw. "I need this meat, man! I've got to build stamina, so I can become a better guardian of treasure!" Sitting to the table next of him was Kimbawest. She was patiently waiting for her order, as she made small talk with Mario. "So, had any fun with the wand yet?" Asked Kimba, as she raised a single eyebrow. "Well, I don't think it's-a proper dinner talk!" I buzzed around the room, as I continued to notice all of the people I've met while writing. I spotted OreoPanda and Twiga, as they chatted about FurAffinity.

I noticed Scott Fraser, who was complaining to the waiter about his eating arrangements. "No, you don't understand. I can't use a fork, I don't have any fingers!" Exclaimed Scott, as he glared at the waiter. "I'm sorry, sir. Unfortunately, there's nothing that can be done about that. I'll have to have you refrain from shoving your mouth in the plate." Scott shook his head, "What!? Do you want me to hungry? I paid cash for this food, and I demand that I be allowed to shove my face into this place and eat!" The waiter frowned, as he placed a glass of water on Scott's table. "I'm sorry, but I can't allow that. Can't you just turn into something with fingers?" Scott looked away from the waiter out of embarrassment. "I ran out of Yoshi lip balm." He said, as he hid his head out of shame. I felt sorry for the pony, but I felt even more sorry or myself. I was in a room full of people I've met over this past year, and I can't even talk to them! I'm currently a housefly, how the heck could I get anyone's attention? As I flew around, I spotted NashNetwork playing some games on his Iphone in the corner.

I was starting to get a bit antsy, I really wanted to chat with everyone! I flew around the room, eventually landing on a rather soft mountain-like formation. I began rubbing my feelers together, as I sat on the soft mountain and contemplated on how to get some attention. "Hey, get off!" I heard a loud booming voice shout, as a giant hand came out of nowhere and brushed me off. I took to the air once more, as I flapped my wings to stay in the air. I turned around to see a rather angry woman, who seemed to be rather angry at me. At it turns out, I wasn't sitting on a mountain. What I was sitting on was the breast of a female! Not just any female, but a female I've seen somewhere before. Even through my segmented red eyes, I could still clearly remember that face. That's when it hit me, that face belonged to Wanderer! He must've been turned into a woman again, lucky guy!

"Buzz off!" Exclaimed Wanderer, as she took her index finger and flicked me as hard as she could. My tiny body flew halfway across the room, my tiny legs flailed all around as I was thrown through the air. I came crashing down, as I landed in a strange lake of some sort. I flailed my tiny legs around, thinking I was a goner and about to wake up from this somewhat impressive dream. Suddenly, I felt two furry fingers clamp around me and pull me out of the lake. "Waiter!" Shouted familiar voice, "There's a fly in my soup!" I was rather surprised to learn that it wasn't a lake at all, but a bowl of soup! Being a fly really sucks, especially when it involves being a restaurant. The waiter came by and stopped at the guy's table. "Sorry, Mr. Bakuda. I shall get you another bowl." Wait, did he say Bakuda?! He loosened his grip on me, and placed me down the table. "There ya' go, little guy! I'll be honest, that soup was cold anyway!" I began flapping my wings, as I soared to eyelevel. It was indeed the blue fox Bakuda-Son!

"Shoo, little guy!" Exclaimed Bakuda, as he brushed me aside. I flew off and looked around for more people I'd recognize. As I buzzed around, I noticed another housefly scouting the restaurant. He was unlike a normal fly, he had the head of a wolf! Wait, was that DanWolf down there? The tiny little wolf-fly was buzzing around crazily, as he darted from table to table. Maybe Dan could understand my buzz-speak! I was about to fly over to him, when suddenly I was grabbed by something. Everything was dark, I couldn't tell where I was. I was standing on a very thick shag-carpet, in a place that was completely dark. Suddenly, the room opened up and I was once again back in the restaurant. I looked around to see giant fingers looming in the distance. I wasn't in a different room at all, I was trapped inside someone's furry palm. Before I had time to figure out what to do next, two faces loomed into view. These faces belonged to Harvey Blackpaws the black panther, and Kevin Long-Ears the rabbit. These were two characters I created for a story, and they were holding me in their palm like the insect I had become.

"Something seems familiar about this bug, Harvey." Said Kevin, as he used his palm to raise me up to eyelevel. "Oi, I know who that bloke is!" Shouted Harvey, "That's the guy that created us!" Kevin looked at Harvey in surprise, as he stared intently at my insect form. "I don't see the resemblance. Are you saying he became the bug? How could you possibly even know that?" Harvey responded by shrugging his shoulders, "It's a dream, it doesn't have to make sense." Kevin nodded in response, "I guess you're right. Wait, I just had a thought! If our creator is trapped in the body of the fly, why don't we stuff him in a jar? Then we'll be the masters!" Harvey smiled, as he began flexing his paws. I panicked and took to the air, while narrowly dodging the attempts to grab me. As I soared through the air at breakneck speeds, I encountered even more familiars faces. I flew past MadMovieMan, Zap, and even Shih-Aillyn. I flew past RaiinbowRaven, who was in the middle of conducting a new transformation experiment on hapless victim. I flew past DesmondFallout, who was swigging a flask of science-liquid.

I made my way to the back of the building, where I happened across my body. Finally, I'll swap back and then chat with everybody! I decided to forget the rich guy, it was a lost cause. I took direct control of the dream, and began to focus. My body glowed a hazy color of blue, as I prepared to take back what was rightfully mine. However, I found that my fly instincts were beginning to take over. The smells of the meat in the kitchen had overridden my senses, as I uncontrollably turned towards it. I uncontrollably fired a beam of blue soul energy into the kitchen, where it directly struck a roast pig. My inside were stuffed with vegetables and stuffing and I found that my new body had already been roasted to a fine finish. I soon found myself to be immobile, as my spirit now inhabited the roast pig. I was so ticked off by this turn of events! I just wanted to enjoy my dream, but now I'm going to be pork dinner! The chefs in the kitchen walked up to my fat porcine body, and prepared me for dinner. They began basting me with a fine honey glaze, making me feel rather uncomfortable. I was basted up and down, as my entire body was lathered up. I felt unclean, and definitely odd. Next, the chefs stuffed my innards with vegetables and other wholesome ingredients.

Garlic cloves were places upon my feet, as an apple was stuffed into my gaping maw. Salt and pepper were poured onto my back, as another chef cut up some vegetables. The chefs finished their work, and gave each other a pat on the back. I felt like garbage, I couldn't believe I had just swapped bodies with the supper special! My fat body was placed on a large white plate, as one of chefs placed various cut-up vegetables around me. I struggled in an attempt to regain control of the dream, but it was all for naught. I was fated to become the main course! The plate that held my massive body was placed on a trolley. The head chef wheeled me out of the kitchen, and into the dining area. People watched in awe, as I was wheeled out as the main dish. DanFly came back and started buzzing around my body, but the chef merely brushed him aside and continued on. I passed by numerous people on my way to my destination, as I was pushed forwards towards a fancy red table. Sitting at the table, was Centaur1998 and Artoonist! "This pig looks great!" Shouted Art, "I just wish James was here, he'd love to have a bite of this swine!"

"Yeah, I saw him just walk out after that weird blue light went into the kitchen. What's up with that? He didn't even say goodbye!" Shouted Centaur, as he readied his fork and knife. "Oh well, it's his lost! Now, let's carve up the hog!" I couldn't believe it, I was about to be eaten! I panicked and tried to force myself awake. Just as the fork and knife dug into my pig snout, I jolted myself awake. I panted heavily, as I tried to calm myself. I tried to say, "Thank goodness that was a dream!", but I found I could purr and meow. "Oh no!" I thought, "Did I swap bodies with Ziggy again?"  My suspicions were confirmed when I looked down at my body, I couldn't believe that I became my cat again! I had a silky fur-coat, a set of four legs, and couple of very twitchy ears. I waved my tail, as I hopped out of the cat-bed. I trotted over the mirror and looked at my reflection, which would commonly befit a feline. Surprisingly enough, I wasn't that angry or sad about this turn of events. This was my reality, and it's a strange one to say the least.

My ears perked up, as I heard the bed sheets rustling. Ziggy popped up, he was wearing my human body and his hair was an unkempt mess. "Sorry for the surprise, master!" Exclaimed Ziggy with a yawn. "I wanted to give you the day for today, so I decided swap bodies with you for a bit! I hope you enjoy your one year anniversary today!" Exclaimed Ziggy, as he went back to sleep. Wait, did he say one year? I couldn't believe it, I had almost forgotten about the whole thing! I began to happily prance around, as I bounded left and right on all four legs. I was completely astounded by the fact that I had been writing this long! I stopped leaping around, and eventually decided to head back to sleep. As I did, I took notice of something written on the calendar. On one of the days listed, there was some things written that I don't remember putting there. In red letters it said, "Special Picnic". I guess Ziggy wrote the thing about the picnic, but what was so special about it? Maybe it will be like my dream, a gathering of those I met over the past year. Or, it could be an Invid trap. I guess the only way to find out would be when the event rolls around. For now, I headed back to my cat-bed. I wanted to go back to that dream world so bad, hopefully this time I won't screw things up!

Alternate Ending

I panted heavily, as I tried to calm myself. I tried to say, "Thank goodness that was a dream!", but I found I could only moo and snort. My body felt incredible hefty and hard to move, and my fingers felt numb. My body was so heavy that I could only stand up on hands and feet. I looked down, only to be greeted by a set of skinny legs covered in thick and mangy fur. I shuffled my heavy body around, as I felt my strange new feet splash in the mud. I looked down at them only to be greeted by muddy hooves. A large amount of smells entered in through my nostrils, as I heard extremely quiet sounds from miles away.

My face had a really big snout jutting from it, complete with two large nostrils. Something heavy dangled between my legs, and I had a feeling it wasn't my Johnson. It was strangely sloshing, as if it was filled with something. I could feel some sort of apparatus attached to my backside, which I assumed to be a tail. I had swapped bodies with some kind of barnyard animal while I swept! And judging from the way I moved and the way my body felt, I had assumed that I had become some sort of bovine. Confirming my suspicion, I heard a large bell ring with each step I took. That's when it all added up, I had become a cow! A bovine who is only needed for it's milk and meat! Not only was I a farm animal, but I was also female! I wandered around to get a view my surroundings, only to find that I had ended up in some sort of farm. At least I wasn't at a meat-packing plant! My large ears began to twitch, as I heard the loud thundering sound of someone approaching. I turn my heavy body, only to come face-to-face with my former body. "Hello, Bessie!" Shouted the duplicate, "I hope you didn't have too much of a rocky slumber!"

I began mooing angrily, as I stomped my hooves into the dirt. "Don't worry, you'll get your body back! You see, you're pet Ziggy swapped our bodies to teach you a lesson! He doesn't want you buying 1 % anymore! He even stopped drinking the milk you gave him! However, you'll be given your body back. After all, how would you be able to properly attend the "Special Picnic" otherwise? Just be glad you're cat is merciful!" What was this special picnic? And why did Ziggy have to go such an extreme to teach me a lesson. "Well, I better get going! I have a long night ahead of me, I have to finish the next Circus Act!"

He began to walk off, leaving me stranded in his body. I couldn't believe this, not only was I trapped as a cow, but I'd have to wait a long time to get changed back! Just when I thought it couldn't get worse then this, my ropy tail began to perk up to the side. My rear began to ache, as my body went through strange sensations. I couldn't believe it, was I actually going into heat? I stomped around my hooves, mooing each step of the way. I couldn't believe this, I was actually going into heat! I'll take being a housefly in a crowded restaurant, to being a farm cow any day! As I was tromping about, a bull approached me. The massive bull moved slow, and walked up behind me. Well, this was definitely going to end well. He took a big whiff of my behind, and prepared to do the deed. I couldn't believe this was about to happen! This is more of a nightmare then being a stuffed pig!