Stitched To Stitch (Experiment 626 Head-Swap)

It was the morning after the a late night party for the simian scientist known as Jam. He lab-coat wearing simian had gone out and had several drinks that night. He didn't drink any alcohol, opting instead to drink banana juice. However, to an anthropomorphic simian, it may have well been alcohol! Jam somehow became intoxicated from drinking simple banana juice, which lead to a night of partying. It was a blur to Jam, it was like time was passing by at a breakneck pace while he was caught in a hurricane.

The entire night was a haze to the banana-infused monkey. After the night's festivities, Jam fell asleep on the floor of his lab. He tossed and turned as he kicked his legs. After several hours, light flooded into the lab through the windows. Jam opened his eyes slowly, taking notice of how odd he felt. He felt rather... Small.

Jam stretched his arms as he sat up. "I feel more... Naked than usual." Jam then looked down, noticing that his unbuttoned lab-coat had disappeared completely. Not only that, but he now had a completely different body! From the neck down, Jam had the body of some sort of fuzzy blue alien-dog-thing. Jam's belly was covered in light blue fur, while the rest of his body was covered in dark blue fur. Jam's feet were small, now possessing only three digits on each one. His toes were pudgy and circular, with dull little claws at the end of each one. At the palms of his hands and soles of his feet were dark blue paw-pads, the same color as his claws.

The claws on Jam's hands were much sharper and more jagged. His claws were curled in a strange way, lacking the ferocious design of a common animal's claws. He now had only four fingers on each hand, which felt odd to the former monkey. It was like those missing fingers were numb, yet he could still feel them. He was having phantom sensations, which wasn't too uncommon after a successful head-swap.

Jam's oddest feature was his tail, which was now short and stubby. His tail was now a tiny blue ball, and it felt more like the docked tail of a common canine. His long and very flexible tail had been replaced by a useless stubby appendage! The biggest detriment to Jam's new body was his lack of height. He was now barely over a foot tall! Everything in Jam's lab seemed to tower above him! Jam looked around at his surroundings, and took note of how all the tables seemed as high as mountains!

Jam needed to get a closer look at his form, so he walked over a nearby mirror situated in the lab. Jam swapped bodies and heads so often that he had several mirrors installed all over his lab, just so he can see what he's turned into! Jam waddled up to the mirror using his stubby little legs and glanced at his reflection. He took a good look at his tiny little blue body, but found his attention more focused on his neck.

Around the base of his head was a bunch of stitches, keeping his attached to his new body. Jam grimaced at the revelation, as he was often against head transplants through stitching! After he swapped heads with someone using that method, he'd have to wait three weeks to take the stitches out. As a result of having the stitches in, he couldn't swap back normally. After all, he wouldn't want stitches interfering with his teleporting machines!

Jam grumbled as he looked at his scarred neck, that was stuck to his neck by several large stitches. Wait... Stitches? Jam looked closely at his reflection, at his tiny blue alien body, and realized who he had swapped with. His head was now attached to the body of that Disney alien, the one known as Stitch! Jam was now part monkey, part alien science experiment! The only part of Jam that was still him was his monkey head. His tiny pink nose, tan skin, and head of shaggy brown fur was the only thing that signified his original species. His hairless monkey-face stuck out like a sore thumb, when compared to his fuzzy blue form.

Jam was freaked out by this, it was a tremendous downgrade in his eyes! Jam attempted to remain calm and clear his head. This didn't work, as Jam soon underwent a secondary change! An extra pair of arms burst out from Jam's sides, while a line of weird furry little tendrils burst out of his back. Jam wiggled around his new set of fingers, feeling rather awkward that he now had four hands! Jam found them difficult to control at once, he kept accidentally smacking himself in his belly with his new appendages. As he wiggled about his second set of arm, a series of fuzzy blue tendrils emerged from his back.

These tendrils appeared to be attached to Jam's back, and felt rather odd. Jam wiggled them about, assuming they had some kind of special purpose. Sadly, the tendrils didn't appear to do anything that interesting. Jam wiggled his new arms and tendrils about, as he desperately attempted to make them retract. He swished his furry little arms around in a circular motion, in an attempt to spin them back into his sides.

Nothing seemed to work, how does Stitch live like this?! Jam grumbled at his new four-armed predicament. That's when Jam came to a sudden realization: He had super-powers now! Jam flexed his skinny little blue arms, but didn't see any muscles pop out from them. Was he really super strong? Jam tested this theory by scurrying over to a nearby table as fast as he could. Jam gripped the table with all four hands, as he dug his claws deep into the wood.

With one strong heave, he lifted the chair high into the air. Jam held the table by one, leg marvelling at how light it felt to his new body. This power was immense! Despite his tiny arms, Jam had the power of a giant! He was probably more buff than Pheagle in his bull form! Jam was so caught up in his new strength, that he almost forgot about his body. Jam's body would likely have Stitch's head attached to it, and Jam didn't even want to think what the crazy experiment would be doing with his body!

Jam walked over to the main part of his lab, where he knew his body would most likely be. Jam found his body sleeping in the corner, lying on its back. Stitch's head was attached to Jam's body, a rather bizarre sight to say the least! The alien experiment's head was shape almost like a football, and was covered in thick blue fur. Jutting out from the alien's face was a large circular blue-colored nose.

The alien-headed monkey's nostrils flared as he snored, while the simian wearing his former body looked on in disgust. "Hey you, wake up!" Shouted Jam as he waved his four hands around. Stitch yawned and scratched his hairless butt with his new monkey paw. Jam then proceeded to grab his former body with all fours, gripping the Stitch's shaggy monkey fur in the process. With his hands clamped tightly around his former body, he proceeded to shake the alien-headed monkey violently.
As soon as he was shook, Stitch opened his fuzzy blue eyelids, revealing a pair of beady black eyes. The monkey sat up and looked over at Jam, only to see a simian head attached to the poor alien's body! It was extremely off-putting for the alien to see his own body from the outside, despite the fact that he had swapped bodies a couple of times before.

After staring at the monkey wearing his form, Stitch's eyes eventually darted downwards. Much to his shock, his tiny and near indestructible body had been replaced with a tall and scraggly one! Stitch's body was now coated in mangy brown fur, with the exception of certain areas such as his face and stomach. Surprisingly enough, Stitch didn't outright loathe this form. He couldn't put his finger on it, but this body felt similar to his in a way. Almost like he had swapped heads with another science experiment!

Stitch then turned his head back to look at the tiny alien and smiled. One word crossed Stitch's mind as he stared at the monkey who was now occupying his body. The alien then proceeded to shout this word with exuberance: "Cousin!" Stitch leapt forward and gripped Jam with hairy monkey arms, squeezing the alien tightly. Jam wiggled his tiny body around, desperately trying to wriggle free from the monkey's grasp.

"I'm not your cousin, let go of me!" Stitch nodded his furry blue head and did at the monkey suggested, placing him on the ground. Jam's dark-blue paw-pad clacked against the floor as he was lowered him onto the ground. Stitch then bent over and petted Jam, using his new human-like hand. Jam grumbled as the alien ruffled his hair. "Hey, I'm not cute or a pet! Don't you dare ruffle my fur!" Stitch snickered in response, before making a comment in a language Jam didn't understand.

"I didn't quite catch that. You use a made-up Disney language, right?" Asked Jam, prompting Stitch to nod in response. "Okay, well I'm too lazy too to look up the translation, so can you respond with a nod or a head-shake?" Stitch nodded in response. "That's good. Now, we need to do something about our predicament. It'll be two weeks before we can remove the stitches from our necks. So, we need to think of something to do to pass the time."

Stitch smiled and leapt into the air, before landing on his new hand-feet. Stitch then began to do a hand-stand, right before walking around on his hand-like feet. "I don't thin hand-stands are what we need to do right now, Stitch." Stitch frowned and then leapt back on to his feet. He thought about what they could do to pass the time, and then found an empty glass on the ground. Stitch picked up the glassed and motioned at it with his hairless monkey fingers. "Morcheeba!" Shouted the alien in his bizarre language.

"More banana juice?! Are you mad?! That's what got us into this mess to begin with! I don't even know how banana juice could affect both simian and alien biology." Stitch grumbled in response, he was craving that banana juice. "No, we need to kick this habit. I mean, you are a Disney mascot! You can't be drinking banana juice and swapping heads all the time. No, we need to do something more constructive, that's they key!"

Stitch scratched his hairy armpit as he thought of what to do next. That's when the word "key" started to reverberate through his brain. "Key!" Shouted Stitch, leaving Jam confused. "Key? Key... That's it! We can spend the next two weeks keying cars!" Stitch snickered slight, that wasn't what he meant at all! He was referring to Kingdom Hearts. Though, vandalism is a bit of a forgotten side-hobby for Stitch.

"Alright, Stitch! Let's key some cars, or other transportation devices." Stitch nodded, it's been a while since he engaged in some wanton destruction. The two shared a hardy laugh, as they prepared to leave. Before they could, Jam suddenly remembered something. "Say, how do you retract these extra arms and tendrils?" Stitch shrugged, not knowing quite how to answer the question.

"Let me guess, its a concentration thing, right?" Stitch nodded in response, as Jam let out a hefty sight. "Well, I guess I'll have time to concentrate as we head out. It's time for us to cause some mayhem!" Stitch chuckled menacingly, as Jam joined in. The two headed out to cause mischief, key cars, and flip over eagle nests. The two fellow mischief-makers intended to spread their chaos throughout the city, at least until they get bored and decide to play video-games instead. Despite their chaotic streak, the two learned a valuable lesson: Never drink banana juice!