literature

Pink Lil' Hobo Part 1 (Pink Panther Body Swap TG)

Deviation Actions

Monkey-Scientist's avatar
Published:
14.4K Views

Literature Text

I was napping one night, dreaming a magnificent dream. It was fantastical and very enjoyable, but I was forced from my dream when I heard a dumpster tip over. "Ugh, stupid raccoons!" I shouted as I threw off my bedsheets in a hurry. I put on my slippers and walked down the stairs. I opened the door and went outside, I angrily walked towards the garage and found the garbage cat flipped over. I looked ahead of me and found a most bizarre sight: Some kind of anthropomorphic female feline stood in front of me! She had pink fur covering her entire body and her stomach and chest were covered in white fur. She possessed a pair of rather large breasts covered in white fur and she had equally massive hips as well. She possessed rather large butt that had a pink tail wriggling around the back of it. Her feet were a pair of pink fuzzy paws and her hands were also covered in fuzzy soft fur. Here eyes were large and piercing shade of yellow and she possessed a rather large muzzle. Sitting atop her muzzle was a dark-pink streak of fur that lead to a feline nose that was almost the exact same color. The creature was bizarre, she appeared to be real living creature yet she kind of looked like a cartoon in real-life. Two pink feline ears decorated her head and she seemed to be sniffing the air like a wild animal. She stood there completely naked with her beautiful body on full display.

She spotted me and started to purr happily as she approached me. When she got close to me, I noticed how similar she looked to the Pink Panther. In fact, she looked like a female version of the character! She purred as she rubbed up against me, pressing her soft pink breasts against my manly chest. "H-Hello there. Who might you be?" I asked nervously as the panther reached her paw towards her chest. The panther reached her hand and dug around and proceeded to pull out a large pile of papers stapled together. She handed the pile of papers to me and then leapt into my garbage can and started digging around again. I sighed and looked through the papers. According to these, the bizarre female hobo was actually the Pink Panther! The Pink Panther would star in every film and cartoon and in-between shows would live in real-life and hold onto the Pink Panther diamond. However, prolonged exposure to the diamond and result in metamorphosis. The diamond slowly transformed the panther over the years, changing his gender from male to female. Nowadays, the Pink Panther doesn't get as many series and film deals as they have to digitally edit her to appear as male.

After I finished reading it, the panther poked her head out of the garbage can. A rotten banana peel sat atop her head as the clueless cat took notice of me. She walked up to me, grabbed the script and shoved it back in her ample cleavage. "Meow!" She said as she rubbed her fuzzy face against my human one. "Okay, it's not that I don't appreciate a sexy pink panther rubbing against me, but you need to get off of my property. The panther shook her head as I crossed my arms. "Look, what do I need to do to get you off my property?" The panther smiled and reached into her cleavage again. She then pulled out the legendary Pink Panther diamond and held it in front of me. "What do you want me to do with it?" She motioned for me to cup my hands. "If I take this gem, you'll leave? You won't rummage through here again?" The panther nodded up and down as I cupped my hands. "Fine, I'll take the gem." The panther smiled and placed the gem in my hands, the two of us were then bathed in a strange pink light that messed with my vision. I was looking at own my face, then the panther's, then my own again. Finally, my vision settled on looking at my own face. My face smiled and confused me greatly in the process. I didn't realize what happened until I tried to speak. "Meow?" A cat noise escape my lips, causing me to cover my mouth in the process. My voice had been replaced with meows and purrs! When I covered my face, I took notice of a fuzzy pink muzzle and pair of fur-covered hands.

I couldn't speak in the slightest, but I found that my pantomime skills had increased exponentially. My feet were a pair of pink fuzzy paws and I found a prehensile panther tail wiggling around from my backside. My hips and butt were gigantic, I could easily be a stripper with a booty this huge! Worst of all, I was completely naked! My hand gravitated towards my unmentionables as I soon found my manhood to be completely vacant! It didn't take me long to figure out what happened, the Pink Panther had switched bodies with me! "I always did say men should be more like animals." Said the panther in my body using a British accent. "It's been so long since I've been able to speak English and even longer since I've had the proper gender. Thank you, good sir!" The panther bowed as I purred angrily at him. He continued to hold the Pink Panther diamond in his hand, until it started to glow and shake. At first I thought it was going to switch us back, until the diamond vibrated and shattered into pieces! I meowed in shock as the diamond shattered into pieces.

"Yes, finally! No more Pink Panther curse, no more Pink Panther movies!" I meowed in confusion, I thought he liked being the Pink Panther. "Being the panther is tough for me, especially after the gender change and homelessness. Like my autobiography said, I became a homeless toon in-between films! However, after tricking you into switching places me, the diamond is finally gone and I'm no longer a stupid panther!" I meowed angrily as I tried to tell the panther to switch us back. "Unfortunately, I can't do that my dear, it's permanent. Now, I believe we had a deal that I'd leave the property after touching the diamond. Well, since you are now me, the deal falls onto you and I expect you to vamoose!" I shook my head as a flailed my pink fuzzy hands at him. "I didn't want it to come to this..." Suddenly, the panther-turned-man reached around to my backside and grabbed my rear. I was shocked by this, but even more shocked when he grabbed my arm. He then proceeded to squish my body together, manipulating my form like play-dough in his hands. He stretched and pulled as my arm, legs, and torso disappeared. By the time he was finished, I was just a head. A very spherical fuzzy head to be precise! I felt as though I was filled entirely with air, almost like a ball. "Perfect, a nice little panther-ball! You have to love the malleability of toons." Wait, I was actually a ball now?! "Meow?" I said in confusion as the former-panther bounced me against the ground. My air-filled rubbed body bounced against the ground, my round face hit the ground repeatedly due to this. "Don't act confused, you know the physiology of toons doesn't make sense!"

He then threw my ball-shaped form across the street, where I landed in a nearby basketball court. "Mew! Mew!" I mewed and purred as I struggled to get out of my ball form. I never knew being a living cartoon could be this tough! Suddenly, two kids ran up to me and picked me up. "Woah, look! It's a basketball that looks like the Pink Panther!" Shouted one of the kids. I tried to tell the kids that I actually was a person, trapped in the body of a living 'toon. However, the only words that escaped my lips were: "Mreow! Mew!" The kids looked at each other in confusion. "That's weird, I don't recall too many cartoons where the panther meowed! Still, playing with a purring B-ball sounds fun, let's play!" The kids bounced me repeatedly against the ground as I pleadingly purred to them. They dunked me and tossed me around until they got bored. Afterwards, the kids put me down and left. I laid there on the ground as I struggled to escape from my ball form. Slowly but surely, I was able to pop out my limbs and reform myself back into a busty pink panther. Once I was fully anthropomorphic again, I hobbled onto my foot-paws. As soon as I was standing again, my eyes gravitated down towards my chest. I had pair of fuzzy plush breasts, that were truly massive! According to the body-thief, I was no stuck this way so I may as well make the best of a bad situation. I started groping my large fuzzy melons as I purred happily. My tail wriggled around in pure ecstasy as I massaged my bountiful chest.

As I rubbed my large chest, I thought of ways to make it larger. I was a toon now, which meant that my body was no longer bound by the limitations of a normal human body. I flipped my tail around to the front of my body and moved my feline muzzle towards it. I wrapped my feline lips around my pink tail and started to blow, somehow sending air through my tail and into my body. The air pooled in my chest, causing my breasts to magically grow larger! My breasts ballooned out and became ever larger than before! They became the size of basketballs, but I wasn't done there! I kept blowing into my tail and my breasts even larger! I may have went overboard, because by the time I was done my breasts were the size of workout balls! They were enormous, they must have taken up most of my mass!  I wobbled back and forth and eventually fell over do to the size my boobs. I fell on back as the giant breasts crush me under their weight! I tried to wriggle my tail around so I could exhale the air that was making my chest large, but I was too weighed down to be able to do so. That's when I noticed a nearby piece of chalk and got an idea! I reached and grabbed the chalk and used it to draw a steamroller.

Due to my toon powers, the steamrolled grew to giant size and came to life. The steamroller came towards me and started to flatten me as it moved along. This would kill a normal man, but luckily I was a toon! Instead of crushing me into paste, it flattened me into a 2-dimensional version of myself. It hurt a bit, but it wasn't too painful. After all, most toons have bizarre physiology that prevents them from suffering serious injury. Once I was a flat panther drawing on the sidewalk, I proceeded to take my tail and jam pressed it against my now-flattened muzzle. I inhaled the air, shrinking my breasts back down to their original size. I then blue into my tail and filled my body with air, returning me to my 3-dimensional form. I breathed a sight of relief, once again being in a form that wasn't weighed down by gigantic melons! I started to uncontrollably skip down the road, while purring and meowing happily. I gave my head a good shake and started to come to the realization that my mindset was becoming more toon-like!

Before I could think more on it, my stomach started to growl. Instinctively, I wandered towards a nearby restaurant and entered inside, only to be grabbed by a nearby chef. "Perfect, ze main toon course haz' arrived!" Shouted the chef in a thick French accent. The man pulled me towards the kitchen as I expressed my confusion through my dialect: "Mew?" The man pulled me into the kitchen and placed me on a table. He then took out a razor as I started to panic. The kitchen workers held me down as the chef started to shave off my magnificent fur! My pink and white fur was shaved off entirely, until I was nothing but a naked hairless panther. "Perfect, she iz' starting to look beautiful! She'll make a great dish!" D-Dish?! He was going to cook me up?! My toon mind temporarily took over as I started to randomly think about how I'd taste. I snapped back to reality when I saw ingredients being placed in front of me. I couldn't believe it, I was about to become cooked panther!
Just a goofy little story I made of me swapping bodies with a female version of the Pink Panther. I was strongly inspired by Daniel-Kay's "Curse Of The Pink Panther" transformation comic. Plus, I've been meaning to do something with the Pink Panther for a while. In this story, I get into trouble when I try to kick a famous cartoon character out of my garbage can. Unfortunately for me, I end up switching places with the panther and end in a ton of toony shenanigans. Oh deary me. :D
© 2015 - 2024 Monkey-Scientist
Comments18
Join the community to add your comment. Already a deviant? Log In
Pheagle-Adler's avatar
I bet roast panther tastes good.