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Phew, I really should've stayed inside today! I had been out in the hot sun for what seemed like ages, and it wasn't helped by my thick coat of fur! I went without my lab-coat today, buck-naked and proud to be! Luckily, fur covers up anything unsightly so I was in the clear! Or, at least I would be if this sun wouldn't stop baking me alive! I was nearly home, so I decided to cut through the park. People looked away from me, as if they had never seen a naked monkey-man before. I continued on walking, but eventually ran out of energy. I decided it was best to stop on the nearest bench and just relax. I found a nearby bench and collapsed on top of it. I lied there and kicked my hand-feet out as I rested my tail on top of the bench's rail. Luckily there was a good bit of shade in this area, so I would have ample time to cool off while I recuperate.

As I did so, I noticed a strange little sticker on one of the wooden planks bolted to the bench. I leaned in close and read it, "Only pigs lay on a bench!" The sticker seemed faded, as if it was from the 90s. It definitely had those weird neon colors that 90s stuff was known for. What a dumb sticker, doesn't it know benches are made for relaxing? It doesn't matter how you relax, as long as you get out of the sun! However, my relaxing was soon interrupted when I noticed something. I looked down at my arms and legs and found that tufts of fur were falling out! In fact, my fur was falling out all over! I know I was complaining about it earlier, but I didn't want to go bald! I'll be laughed out of the monkey convention for sure! Clumps of fur fell from my body in tandem, causing me to leap off the bench instantly. As soon I got off the bench, I noticed that my gut was sticking out! In fact, it was increasing in size! Not only that, but I found that I was gaining fat everywhere.

The fat pooled in my torso area, and even my rear! My body was bulking up, and my increasing girth was soon followed by a sharp cracking sound located in my spinal area. I fell to the ground and landed on all fours as the weight continued to be distributed to each part of my body. I looked down at my ever-changing body and noticed that the parts of my skin that were now fur-less were beginning to change color. It went from a slight tan color to a lovely shade of pink. This pink colorization continued across my body, as the last of my fur fell off of my once-simian body. Soon, my nose became bulkier and took on a circular shape. My nostrils form into two large slits, perfect for sniffing around. It was clear to me that I was becoming a pig and it was all that stupid sticker's fault!

I soon felt my ears begin to twitch, as they expanded and became wider. They became far more floppy as a result and quickly drooped down from my head. I soon felt my head begin to bulk up and become fatter as a result. I wanted to scream, but my voice was caught in my throat. I had to force myself to say one word, and all that came out was: "Oink!" I suddenly felt my tail begin to ache, as it slowly shrank. My tail receded closer to my body becoming thinner in the process. The tail  began to curve in a circular motion, taking on a curly shape in the process. I squealed as my monkey tail was replaced with a goofy lil' curly pig tail. My pride as a monkey was now gone, I was now stuck with a pig tail! I squealed and snorted angrily, this was not the way I wanted to spend my summer!

I soon found myself closer to the ground, as my arms shrank in width. This followed by me expanding even more, becoming heftier in both width and weight. Black spots appeared on my pink flesh, as my new body began to sweat like crazy. I knew that pigs had a tendency to sweat, but I was sweating even more then Lance Armstrong! While sweating, I took notice of my fingers moving closer as if they were being drawn together by magnets. I couldn't move them if I tried, and they soon began to merge into something new. My fingers turned as black as charcoal as they hardened into strange little hooves. It felt like someone had replaced my feet with tap-dancing shoes, it's been so long since I've had a pair of hooves like this. I took a few steps on my hooves, as they clacked against the stone path lining the park. The sun beat down on my exposed pink flesh as even more drops of sweat escaped the folds of fat on my back.

I squealed and oinked as I looked around for someone who might help me. I spotted an beautiful woman in the distance and walked towards him. I might be able to convince her I'm human, but it would definitely be a long-shot. As I approached the beautiful lady she turned to face me. I was surprised to find that the woman looked downright beautiful! I squealed in delight as I approached her, snorting merrily in the process. "I knew someone would incur the wrath of Circe the sorceress today, but I had no clue it'd be a mortal who was used to transformation!" Wait, was this woman really Circe?! The woman who changed men into pigs, what was she doing in this park? She waved her hand and apple appeared. "Come over here and eat this apple, and then I shall explain everything."

She walked off, and I followed her to a small clearing near a tree. She stood in front of the tree and held out her hand. She moved the apple towards my snout as I wiggled my curly tail around happily. I snatched the apple from her hand and start chewing on it happily. "Let me explain what's going on here. You see, I used to be a sorceress who turned men into pigs for sport. However, I was soon captured by a group of exceptional wizards and sentenced to a thousand years in magical prison. And as it turns out, magical prison is just being trapped in never-ending reruns of Bewitched. Eventually, I was freed and released back into the world and I only use my powers to punish men who make pigs of themselves. It's only temporary, so don't worry."

There was compassion in Circe's words, like she had actually turn over a new leaf. As I munched on the apple as she reached her hand down and began to stroke my floppy ears. "I would normally change you back after ten minutes, but I have a much better idea. You see, a park bench was destroyed and we need a replacement. And I've thought of a very unique one indeed..." Suddenly, my body froze and I was unable to move an inch. I was rendered as lifeless as a statute. "Good, I see the apple has already taken effect! You see, pigs are more then just pets and food. I used to have a little piglet that held up a table with a lopsided leg for me. So, what better thing to do then make a pig bench? You'll still look and feel like a pig to everyone around you. However, you will be unable to move unless I say so. For the next two weeks you will be our replacement bench until the new bench is put in place. And you don't have to worry about eating, drinking, or relieving yourself, in this state you don't need to attend to any physical needs. Just be a good little pig bench and stand still!" Circe giggled as she walked over to me and sat atop my fat body. Her body sat atop mine, as she rubbed my fat back. "You're the perfect little piggy... Jam. Yes, I know your name, and I know we'll be meeting each other again in time. For now, I hear some other people approaching. I hope you enjoy the next two weeks as a pig bench!"

Circe leapt off my back and prepared to leave, but not before putting a sign right next to me that read, "Pig Bench: Have a hoggish good time! Oh, and before I forget..." She rubs my ears, causing something strange to happen. I couldn't place my finger on it, but I felt as though a weight had been removed near my legs. "There you go, you don't need those pesky nether regions getting in the way! A good bench doesn't need those anyway, it'll just gross everyone out!" Circe skipped off as I struggled to move. Sadly, my body was positioned outside of the shade and the sun was beating down on my body to the extreme! I wasn't fully inanimate, so I still felt the immense head warm my porcine flesh.

Suddenly, I heard three familiar voices talking, and saw some friendly faces come into view! "...I'm just saying that Charmander was a good fire type. And now we've got four other generations of Pokémon that are essentially the same thing." That voice, it belonged to Nash! The three-foot tall skunk was joined by the mad scientist Raven, and the adorable little Zorua known as Alex. I tried to call for help, but my lips wouldn't move! I was like a pig statue, unmovable and with no way to communicate to the outside world.

Soon, Alex spotted me and took notice. "Guys, look at that! It's some sort of pig bench!" Raven smiled, and chuckled to herself. "I sat on a pig once, it was really comfy! If I recall, that pig was Sirge. Where is her today, I thought this park was stationed around in his neighborhood." Nash grinned, as he tapped his paw against the ground. "He probably ran away because he was shedding! I found a bunch of clumps of monkey fur on our way in!" The skunk laughed hysterically to himself, as Alex took off on all four paws and ran over to me. The tiny fox pushed his paw against my fat, and took notice of how squishy it was. "Woah, this actually feels like a real pig, you guys!"

Raven smirked and walked up to me, "It certainly smells like one!" She took her hands and pried open my mouth. "Wow, he's even got custom made teeth to that looks like actual pig molars! What kind of weird person came up with such a bizarre park bench?" Alex took a running leap and leapt right onto my back. He moved around on the back of me, his paws were uncomfortably rubbing against my flesh in the process. "Oh wow, this is so comfy! Come on up here, guys!" Nash leapt up and sat on my pudgy back, as Rainbow joined him. "Wow, this is really comfy! Smelly, but comfy!" Said Nash as he poked my back with his claws.

The three of them sat on my back as I tried in desperation to speak a single word. However, no amount of effort could even get a squeal out of me. Just when I thought it couldn't get worse, it happened... "Hey, you guys want to play some Phantasy Star Online later? Sirge's story got me hooked!" Shouted Nash with a smile on his face. Oh no, they were going to play PSO without me! It was my favorite game of all time, and was going to miss out on it! "Never tried that before. Won't be the same if Sirge doesn't join though, isn't he the master of that game?" Asked Raven as she patted my back. "It's cool, his cousin is just as good as he is at the game! Heck, he might even know where Sirge went to!" Oh no, I was being replaced by my cousin of all people! The three continued to laugh and chuckle behind my back, as I lamented the fact that I'd be a piggy park bench for two weeks. I really have to stop laying on every bench I find in the park...
I was feeling a little sick today, so I wrote up this story. I was working on my other stuff, but I screwed up writing the Hungry Hungry Hippos story due to my clouded head (Why the heck did I make it an action story -_-) I fixed it, and decided to make this. This was based off a pic :iconraiinbowraven: drew as part of a collab. I commissioned an art piece similar to it from :iconvulpinekeyblader: and I wrote a story to go along with it. In this story I get turned into a pig, a pig that can't move at all mind you! Now I'm stuck as a pig bench in the middle of the park, just waiting for someone to sit down. So, feel free to do that! XD

Featuring:

:iconvulpinekeyblader:

:iconraiinbowraven:

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Circe The Sorceress

And introducing... The pig bench!

Art by :iconvulpinekeyblader:
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Joltink Featured By Owner Jun 4, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Such a perfect bench XD
also hungry hungry hippos: the movie. Directed by Michael bay XD
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TheNashNetwork Featured By Owner Jun 4, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
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Joltink Featured By Owner Jun 4, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
The best video ever. XD exactly what the movie would be like
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TheNashNetwork Featured By Owner Jun 4, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Robot Chicken does some great stuff!
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Joltink Featured By Owner Jun 4, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Yeah I used to watch them all the time. I own the fist and 3rd season
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TheNashNetwork Featured By Owner Jun 4, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Wow that's awesome! But why used to? They still air and have great ones!
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Joltink Featured By Owner Jun 4, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Don't have adult swim so I never can watch them
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TheNashNetwork Featured By Owner Jun 4, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Online ;3
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Monkey-Scientist Featured By Owner Jun 4, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Care for a seat on the pig bench? :3
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Joltink Featured By Owner Jun 4, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
*sits* ;3
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Monkey-Scientist Featured By Owner Jun 4, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
*Feels you squish against back* You've probably never sat on a bench so squishy and smelly before! :D
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Joltink Featured By Owner Jun 4, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
nope XD like a smelly bean bag
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Monkey-Scientist Featured By Owner Jun 4, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
The best kind of bean bag! I wish I could move right now, but I'm content with a being a bench! :D
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Joltink Featured By Owner Jun 4, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
yes x3
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Pheagle-Adler Featured By Owner Jun 4, 2014
you're a good bench :D
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Monkey-Scientist Featured By Owner Jun 4, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Squishy enough for ya? :)
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Pheagle-Adler Featured By Owner Jun 4, 2014
yes, a bit smelly though...*sprays a strong perfume on the bench*
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Monkey-Scientist Featured By Owner Jun 4, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Hey, I'm not just a bench I'm also a pig! *Gets perfume in mouth* You're lucky I can't move, or I'd buck you off! :D
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Pheagle-Adler Featured By Owner Jun 4, 2014
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i'm going to make a nice ham for dinner in a few weeks ;)
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Monkey-Scientist Featured By Owner Jun 4, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
I hope you're okay with roast monkey instead, because I'll be returning to monkey form once I'm un-benched. :D
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Pheagle-Adler Featured By Owner Jun 4, 2014
i've never had monkey before...does it taste like chicken?
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Monkey-Scientist Featured By Owner Jun 4, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Tastes like human mixed with rat. You'd love it! :D
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