Orange Tango Advert (Orangutan TF)

It was a snowy and cold day outside, one that would make it difficult for anyone to set foot outside. The human named James was taking advantage of this cold day, and was sitting inside with little else to do. James was dressed in his average inside attire. He was wearing a green and black plaid shirt, and a pair of blue jeans. Adorning his rather large feet were a pair of plain orange socks.

James had shaggy brown hair, a fairly skinny frame, and stood at about 5 feet 10 inches tall. James stretched his long lanky arms, while he sat on his brown leather couch. He was immensely bored, with little clue as to what to do. "Eh, maybe I'll go grab a soda." Said James, as he stood up from the couch. After pulling his body off the comfortable leather cushions, James turned and started walking towards the kitchen.

James walked over to the fridge, but stopped midway. He looked around, getting the strange feeling he was being watched. James looked over both his shoulders, scanning the kitchen with his eagle-like eyes. James didn't see anyone or anything, so he chalked it up to just him being jumpy. James walked over to the fridge, opened it, and looked inside. James was surprised to only find a singular soda can inside the fridge. He found this odd, since he had just restocked the fridge a couple days ago.

Weirder still, the soda was labelled "Orange Tango". This odd-looking orange-colored can had a picture of an orangutan plastered near its logo. James gripped the cold aluminum can and plucked it from the fridge. James held the can in his left hand, moving his fight hand towards it while doing so. James pushed on the tab at the top of the can, opening it up, which released a satisfying "fssssssssssh" sound.

Just as James was about to bring the can to his lips, he heard a strange disembodied voice begin to talk. "Neither man nor beast can resist 'ze delicious taste of Orange Tango..." Said the mysterious voice, in a thick French accent. James panicked, nearly dropping his can in the process. "Who said that?! Where are you?!" James shouted, while he darted his head around to look for the person.

"I am ze' narrator for this commercial, monsieur. You are just a character in said commercial." Said the mysterious voice in a strangely calming tone. "Wait, so I'm trapped inside a commercial? How do I get out?" James asked, while looking down at the soda in his hand. "It's simple, all you have to do drink 'ze soda." Replied the calm and soothing narrator.

"Alright, if you say so..." James then took the can and pressed it against his lips, before tipping it downwards, and proceeding to drink its contents. It wasn't too long after James took a few sips that he realized something was off. James pulled the can away from his lips, just as a strange chill ran down his body.

James let out a screech, as an immense pain shot through his arms. He immediately dropped the soda, causing it to fall to the ground and spill its contents all over James' nice clean floors. James didn't have time to worry about his sullied floors, due to the fact that his whole body was about to undergo a very bizarre change!

James' hands began to throb with an intense pain, causing him to hold his hands in front of his face. James stared at his hands and watched them expand, growing much larger in the process. His hands became meaty and large, almost like the paws of an ape! The skin lining his hands changed color from white to greyish-black color. James' arms then started to grow longer, pushing out from the sleeves of his shirt while doing so.

As his arms grew longer, he found the skin along them starting to tingle. Bits of orange fur sprouted out from every pore along his arms, blanketing his much longer appendages in thick hair. James held his big meaty hands in front his face, while wiggling his fat fingers around. He couldn't believe he was looking at his own arms right now, they felt so alien to him now!

James' bizarre transformation wasn't over, as he soon found stomach starting to gurgle. His torso quickly began to fatten up, as dollops of flab pushed forth from his body. His shirt tightened, as his physique took on a blob-like shape. James' shirt ripped apart as the growing flab tore its way through his clothing. As James' body fattened, so did his head.

His head expanded and grew larger, as the flesh along his face dried out somewhat. His skin became wrinkly and rough, almost feeling like leather. The skin along his face turned grey-black, much like his hands. James' cheeks began to puff up and flatten out, while at the same time expanding outwardly from the sides of his face. His cheeks were covered in the same rough skin as the rest of his face.

The fur from James' big hairy arms began to spread, moving up his arms and onto the rest of his body. The fur coated his neck and shoulders, before moving onto his head. His hair was engulfed by his growing orange fur, becoming shaggy fur itself. His beautiful coif disappeared under a mess of scraggly ape fur!

Red fur pooled around his chin, as well as the sides of his mouth. The fur formed into a sort of scraggly beard, one that looks like it would belong more on a wild animal. James' nose than started to itch profusely, as it slowly melted into his face. His nose disappeared completely, leaving two large nostril holes in its place. James' feet then began to tingle, as his feet started to change shape and grow. His feet slowly expanded in size, while his toes grew longer.
His toes shifted in shape, becoming more like fingers. The soles of his feet transformed into palms, while the entire structure of feet changed shape. Within moments, his feet were now a second pair of hands! James twitched his new finger-like toes around awkwardly, getting a feel for his new altered appendages.

His feet were the least of his worries, as James suddenly felt a strange itch in his neck and chest. The skin along his chest became hairless, taking on the same dried-out appearance as the face had. His chest puffed up slightly, just as James felt a strange feeling building from within. With minimal effort, James let out an ape-like screech. He surprised himself with his loud shriek, never before had such a bellowing noise escaped his lips.

James' transformation was just about complete, as James felt his legs starting to buckle under his increasing weight. James fell onto all fours, unable to support his fat body with just his feet alone. The hairy ape curled his hands into fists, almost by instinct. James then started walking on both his back feet and his front fists, practicing his new stance. His fat hairy body gyrated all over the place, while the ape walked around the room.

Suddenly, James' vision was blinded by an odd sight. He lost feeling in his body and sense of himself, as he was suddenly staring at a singular image. It was of the can that he had spilled lying on the ground, with the words "Orange Tango" imposed on the left corner of the screen. James was staring at some kind of splash screen for the commercial he was stuck in!

"Neither man nor beast can resist 'ze delicious taste of orange tango, especially if man is 'ze beast!" The voice concluded his speech from earlier, while James suddenly found himself teleported once again. He was no longer staring at the advertisement splash screen, but found himself elsewhere once more.

He quickly found himself outside, in what appeared to be a jungle. The dense and vibrant foliage, the chirping of exotic birds, and the ambient and intense sunlight were major indicators of this. James looked down at his body, only to be horrified that he was still an orangutan! His body was still fat, still covered in thick reddish fur, and still lacking a human nose.

James angrily grunted, while reaching his hand around to his hairy backside and giving it a good scratch. James grunted as he did so, as he now lacked the ability to talk. After giving his rump a good scratch, James hobbled onto all fours once more. He had no idea what to do now, he was completely lost! Trapped in a form he was unfamiliar in, most likely forever. What was to become of him now?

That's when a delicious smell assaulted James' much larger nostrils. It smelled like some kind of delicious fruit, it's scent was intoxicating. James let out a happy grunt, as he began to knuckle-walk in the direction of his smell. His fists and feet traipsed through the dirt, as the ape gave into his primal urges. He had to follow the scent, no matter where it took him!

Eventually, the orangutan was lead to a massive tree in the middle of the forest. James walked up to the large tree and placed his massive bulky hands on it. Using his longer arms, James hiked himself up onto the tree. Even though James had never climbed a tree before, his new body knew how to do it with zero effort! James let his body go on autopilot, as his long arms and legs carried him up the tree.

Using his big hairy ape arms, James made it to the top of the tree. He turned his big hairy head around and saw what his nostrils had smelled. It was... Cans of Orange Tango?! James' jaw dropped in disbelief, the cans were attached to the branches of the tree as if they were fruit. Angrily, James reached his left hand forward and grabbed a can.

He then threw it onto the ground, causing to land near the stump of the tree and spill out all its contents. James grunted angrily, still annoyed that the brand of soda for having permanently transformed him. James was furious at this turn of events. Not only was he stuck like this, but in a forest filled with soda trees! He would've rather ended up in an Orangina commercial, at least he'd still be able to walk on two legs in one of those ads!