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Jam's Initation (Toon TF+Lamp TF)

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Some people say there's nothing wrong with being into old-school cartoons from the 30s, which is true. Those old shoes were fantastic for their time, and can still be quite entertaining. However, what happens when you pulled into said cartoon and forced to be a character? Then said experience becomes a rather odd one indeed! This bizarre situation befell the simian scientist known as Jam, while he was walking home on Halloween night.

The anthropomorphic simian had just eaten a fair bit of candy at Pheagle's Halloween party and was just heading home to get some sleep. Jam was a being who possessed a thick coat of brown fur that covered every inch of his body except for his face, butt, stomach, hands, and feet. The simian wore an unbuttoned lab-coat, one that only covered his torso. The monkey didn't wear pants, as he felt it was too constraining for him!

As typical with most simians, Jam had a second pair of hands in place of his feet. He also had a prehensile tail, one he could manipulate as if it was yet another limb. He also had a wrinkly face, one that was dotted with a tiny pink nose. The simian was about 6 feet tell in terms of height, which was perfect for a scientist who constantly needed to reach the high shelves.

The pantless monkey continued his happy strut home, not noticing that there was an open manhole on the street in front of him. Jam didn't notice and continued his walk down the empty road. After a few steps, Jam quickly realized he had no footing! It was too late, as gravity had already taken hold. Jam fell into the open manhole and into complete darkness.

Once Jam fell into the hold, he tumbled through a dimly lit tunnel. He body plummeted further and further into the darkness, as his body bumped against several rocks along the way. Eventually, the tunnel spat out Jam into what appeared to be a large room, one which was surrounded by brick walls. Jam noticed that something was off about the bricks, they appeared to sepia-tone in color! Most of said bricks were colored white or a lighter shade of grey, as if they no color to them at all.

What Jam also noticed was that he was surrounded by strange dwarf-like creatures. These beings stood at about 3 feet tall, and had faces that were covered in thick black fur. They wore grey-colored outfits that were meant to be robes, but were more like pajamas. These "robes" were a part of these creature's bodies, and had formed an almost symbiotic relationship. The beings couldn't remove the suits, it had become a part of them at this point.

The strange dwarfish cultists wore white gloves, giving off an old-school cartoon vibe. Seated atop the furry heads of the cultists were half-melted candles, some of which were dripping over the creatures' heads. Thankfully, the wax wasn't actually going into their eyes, just slightly stopping before them. The creatures were rather fat, possessing large guts and equally large rear-ends.

Jam stared in awe at the creatures, while at the same time scratching his hairy back. Jam found that these creatures looked familiar, but he couldn't remember where he saw them from. "Who---" Jam began to say, before he was cut off by the cult. "We're the Mystic Order of The Koo-Koo-Ma-Hatcha, Koo-Koo-Ma-Hatcha, Koo-Koo-Ma-Hatcha, Koo-Koo-Ma-Hatcha!" The creatures chanted in unison.
While chanting, most of the creatures bopped themselves on the back of the head with wooden planks. It was almost as if they were trying to create beats to go along with the chant! After hearing the names of the beings, Jam realized what they were: They were the cultists from the classic 30s cartoon "Bimbo's Initiation"! Jam remembered the twist at the end of the cartoon: All the cultists turned out to be Betty Boop clones in disguise!

That means if Jam joined the cult, he would get a chance to be the sexy and sultry Betty Boop. Jam rubbed his dirty monkey paws together, while at the same time making happy chattering noises. The cult leader than approached Jam, who distinguished himself by holding a staff that like some kind of unholy fusion between a lamp and plunger. "Wanna be a member, wanna be a member?" Asked the leader, as he pulled on the string connected to the lamp/plunger.

"YES!" Shouted Jam, which caused the cultists to look at him surprised. "Wow... No one's ever agreed that fast before!" Exclaimed the leader, who was taken aback by the monkey's enthusiasm. "What can I say? I've always wanted to be a classic cartoon character!" The leader smiled and reached into the top of the plunger. "I like that attitude. Here, this is what all our members wear, we expect you to put it on right away!" With that, the leader pulled out a grey suit similar to his own from the plunger, along with a pair of white gloves. He tossed the clothing pieces to Jam, who caught them in his monkey paws.

"Will do, sir!" Jam shouted, as he quickly removed his lab-coat. Jam then unzipped the grey suit and proceeded it to put it on. Jam slid the soft material of the outfit over his fur-covered body and was surprised by how comfortable it was! It was as if the material was contorting to fit his body-shape, it was almost astounding in a way. The material covered the monkey's feet completely, making it look as if he was wearing pajamas with booties! The monkey continued to put on the suit, draping it over his furry legs and torso.

Jam then fitted his hairy arms through the sleeves of the suit, causing the satiny material to gently caress his fur. Once the suit had been put on, Jam turned his back towards the diminutive cult leader. The leader smiled, grabbed the zipper, and pulled it upwards. The leader then maneuvered the zipper up Jam's back, sealing the monkey inside the suit. The leader chuckled as he pulled his hand away, clearly knowing something Jam didn't.

After putting on the suit, Jam then grabbed the cartoon gloves and started putting them on. The gloves were colored white and felt like they were made of velvet. Jam start sliding on the gloves, but failed to notice that they only supported four-fingered hands!Surprisingly enough, Jam's hands soon changed to adapt to the gloves. The index finger and middle finger on both of his hands fused into one singular digit. Jam now had four fingers on each hand, as opposed to his usual five! This didn't bother Jam too much though, as he knew it was part of his toon transformation.

Now that his hands had the proper amount of fingers, Jam was able to put on the gloves with ease! After sliding on the gloves, Jam turned to the cult leader. "What next?" Asked the monkey as he looked down at the tiny creature. "The most important part: The transformation! Now, close your eyes and let your outfit turn you into one of us."

Jam nodded eagerly and closed his eyes, awaiting his change. As Jam closed his eyes, he felt his body become completely numb. He was kind of annoyed he wouldn't be able to feel his transformation, but he had a good feeling that he would like the end result! Little did Jam know, his new form would not be what he was expecting. The suit than began to glow, as the zipper began to seal itself up. The metal part of the zipper slowly began to disappear. The suit soon became seamless, with no visible way to get out. Jam didn't know it yet, but he had been perma-sealed inside his uniform!

The uniform then began to tighten, causing the fur it was pressing against to recede. Jam's fur-coat sunk back into his skin, while the suit he was wearing continued to wrap itself tighter around his skin. The outfit seemed to congeal itself to his flesh, becoming one with his being. The suit had essentially become a second skin!

Jam's body then proceeded to fatten up, causing his torso to grow wider. His stomach expanded outwards, as his gut began to bulge forth. His stomached became increasingly rotund and circular, much like the cultists surrounding him. Jam's once-skinny body was now that of a rather fat and plump simian. The changes then told hold of Jam's tail, which began to wriggle around uncontrollably.

Jam's tail then started to shrink, as it slowly lost its width. It shrank and shrank, causing the tail to recede. Within moments, Jam's tail has crawled back up where it came from and disappeared completely! After his tail disappeared, Jam's rump began to expand. His butt-cheeks became larger, rounder, and fatter. Within a few moments, Jam had a rather large bubble-butt! The monkey's body then began to shrink, losing a lot of its width in the process. Jam's body grew smaller and smaller, giving him a rather stout appearance. Jam went from being 6 feet tall to barely 3 feet tall in a manner of seconds!

The fur on Jam's head then proceeded to grow thicker, becoming more shaggier in the process. Each follicle of fur grew longer and with much more volume, as it started to overtake Jam's face as well. The fur's colored change from brown to charcoal black, giving Jam a face covered in thick black fur. The fur around his chin was arranged almost like a shaggy beard, something that Jam had never really grown before.

The cultists grinned as they watched Jam's transformation complete itself. There was just one thing missing: A candle atop his head! The cult leader walked forward with the candle gripped tightly in his hands, as the cultists around him chanted. The cultist then gently placed the candle atop Jam's furry head, which caused an odd reaction. The bottom of the candle began to melt, spread wax across the top of Jam's head.

This was especially odd, considering the fact that the candle not lit! The wax of the candle fused itself to Jam's hairy scalp, becoming yet another part of him. With his transformation and initiation complete, the cult leader motioned for one of his underlings to bring forth a mirror. A somewhat smaller cult member pushed a large mirror in front of Jam. It was a large under-taking for this small creature, as the mirror was rather heavy!

"New member, you may open your eyes now!" Exclaimed the cult leader. Jam eagerly opened his eyes, regaining feeling in his body while doing so. Jam was shocked by what he saw in the mirror: Instead of seeing himself as the extremely attractive Betty Boop, he was looking back at yet another fat furry-headed creature! He had a large and rather fat stomach, a furry face, and an extremely short stature. Jam grabbed his fat stomach with his gloved hands, as he glared at his appearance in the mirror.

"What did you do to me?! I thought you were supposed to turn me into Betty Boop!" Jam said, as he angrily put his hands on his hips. "What? Betty Boop? Oh, you saw that old cartoon!" Exclaimed the cult leader. "Yeah, I saw that cartoon! What, are you trying to tell me that the cartoon was lie? WHY WOULD ANIMATION EVER LIE TO ME?!" Jam's little freak-out session was followed by an awkward pause.

"Hate to say it, but we admonished the Betty Boop part of our cult long ago. Now, we're just a club of furry-headed dwarf-like creatures! We don't even torture people anymore, just play Dungeons & Dragons!" Jam snickered slightly at this revelation. "Wow, you guys are kind of lame!"
"Now you'll be lame along with us! You can hang out in this sewer/dungeon with us for eternity, as a fat little furry creature! Any complaints?" Asked the club leader as he stared at Jam. "Do you guys have chips and soda?" Jam asked, as he pulled gently on the candle seated atop his head. "We certainly do! hundreds of different brands and flavors from the past 80 years, you take your pick!"
"If that's the case, then there will be no complaints here!" Exclaimed Jam, as he gave a salute. "Wait, aren't you a scientist? Here I thought you would be at least a little concerned with being permanently transformed into a cartoon character! You'll most likely never see your lab again!"

"Well, this is a non-canon Halloween Special. Permanent changes don't really bother me if I return to normal in the next story!" Shouted Jam, with a grin. "If that's the case, then I shall give you a new form!" Shouted the cult leader, as he stepped forth and grabbed Jam's arms. "Hey, what the heck?!"

The cult leader ignored Jam's yalps, and started to manipulate and morph the former monkey's body. Since Jam was now a toon, his body was now malleable! He could be morphed and shifted into any form the molder desired. Jam's form was stretched, his torso thinned, and his feet flattened. His arms and legs were clumped to his sides, and eventually merged with his body. His limbs became non-existent, as the cult leader continued to morph and shift Jam's body.

By the time the shifting and morphing had finished, Jam now stood in a far different form. His body was immensely thin, his feet had been flattened into a small base, and the fur on his head had been stretched into a lamp-holder. Yes, Jam was now a fairly large lamp! "What the heck did you do to me?!"

"Why, I stretched you and turned you into a lamp! I mean, you did say this was non-canon." Stated the cult-leader, as Jam struggled to move. The only part of the toon lamp's body he could move was his face, so attempted to walk was an impossibility! "Why though?! What possible reason could you have to turn me into a lamp?!"

"Well, we need a light source to play Dungeons & Dragons." Said the cult leader, as he sat his fat tush down on a nearby chair. "Oh, well I guess that makes sense..." Jam said, as he stood there in his immensely thin form. "Alright, let's start the game up then!" And with that, the "cult" began to play Dungeons & Dragons long into the night.

Despite being stuck as a cartoon lamp, Jam much enjoyed watching the game from above. The group greatly enjoyed the non-canon Halloween special, not noticing that in the dead of the night the true evil was lurking. Within the darkness of the night howled a ferocious beast. Within the veiled shadows the night lurked the vicious "Were-Boop", sexy babe and sultry vixen of the night. The question is, will the cult be able to handle a real Boop? And what is she planning exactly? The world may never find out...
This was a weeeeeeeeeeeeird one. So in October, I had watched the "Bimbo's Initiation" cartoon and decided to do a story of Jam turning into one of the weird cartoon cult creatures that show up in it. Honestly, I like how the story turned out, but I felt there wasn't a whole lot I could do with the concept. The creatures were mostly human, so it wasn't until after having written most of it that I felt I didn't really have a lot of material to work with TF-wise. Still, I enjoyed writing it, but it's not my best work. I threw in a short lamp TF at the end just for kicks, and because toon logic. :D Anywho, this is another silly late Halloween story. Hope ya enjoy it, still got some stuff I want to put out before my break ends.
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The horror of hearing all those dungeons and dragons puns and rolls and checks for initiative! And boo no betty boop... XD But good story.