Gym-tendo (Diddy Kong Body Swap)

I yawned as I entered my local gym at night, I was at work all day and I needed some relaxation. Unfortunately for me, the building was mostly empty. The inside of the building was pristine with clean white walls and a matching white floor. The building was lined with exercise machines of all shapes and sizes, including elliptical and exercise bikes. Despite the large number of machines, the entire building was vacant. It was almost creepy in a way.

The exercise machines were devoid of anyone riding them, and the entire building had a strange sort of atmosphere to it. It felt almost unnatural, and somewhat bizarre. This was the time almost everyone got off of work, yet no one was here. Any normal person would have run away screaming or just slowly backed out of there, but I was morbidly curious as to what was actually going on.

I wandered about, but kept my guard up. Though I had my doubts I would be able to handle whatever was going on. I was just a 5 foot 10 adult, clad in nothing but a pair of grey sweat pants, a pair of blue runner shows, and a plain white T-shirt. My plain brown hair couldn't scare off a fly, let alone whatever was lurking here. I continued to wander through the building, when I heard a sound off in the distance. It sounded familiar, as if it was something from a videogame!

I found that the music was starting draw me to its source, almost as if I was being controlled by some unknown entity. I followed the music to its source as I slowly crept through the hallways of the building. I walked towards a closed room where I heard the music, as well as strange noises. They sounded almost like animal noises, grunts of desperation and other such noises. I walked up to the closed door and peered slowly opened it. What I found inside was not what I was expecting!

Instead of some evil monster, it was a tiny little spider-monkey trying to lift a pair of small weights. This wasn't any monkey, it was a very famous one! This monkey had brown fur, tan skin, a large muzzle and a tiny body. The monkey's feet were a second pair of hands, and it possessed a long prehensile tail. The monkey wore a red shirt that that had yellow starts emblazoned on the front and a red hat with the logo for the videogame company "Nintendo" plastered across it. The monkey had large human-like ears and hairy legs and arms. The monkey's two big white eyes, each one possessing brown pupil and were situated so close to each other that looked almost as if they were one huge eye! This creature was undoubtedly Diddy Kong from the Donkey Kong Country videogames!

The tiny spider-monkey struggled as he attempted to lift the weights, making me feel a bit sorry for the tiny little monkey! When the monkey entered the building, people must have fled in panic. I'm honestly surprised nobody called animal control! I slowly opened the door, causing to make a creaking sound and alert the monkey to my presence. Diddy then pulled out a wooden gun seemingly out of nowhere! I panicked as I stood in the open doorframe! This gun was Diddy's patented popgun, a gun that fires pressurized peanuts. While a gun firing peanuts doesn't sound all that scary, it will definitely leave a big welt on my head if it hit me!

The monkey charged up the bullet in his gun as he made silly chattering noises. The gun shook as steam erupted from it, as it turned red as a fire engine. I panicked as I stood there, unable to move due to the absolute fear of getting pelted with high-impact food-stuffs! The gun continued to shake violently until it could no longer take the pressure and exploded! I covered my eyes as the tiny explosion blinded both my and Diddy. After the dust settled, I opened my eyes. When I opened my eyes, I found my vantage point had been changed. I was standing on two legs, or rather four, yet the room seemed much larger to me.

I looked at my left hand found that it was holding the smote remains of what appeared to be Diddy's popgun! Not only that but my hands were now tan-colored and rather small! Not only that, but my arms were very hairy! In fact most of my body was covered in thick brown hair, with the exception of my belly, the lower part of my face, ears, hands, and feet. I was very small, to the point of feeling insignificant. I was at least two feet tall, I felt oh so very small and fragile.

I was clad in nothing but a red shirt with yellow stars on it and a red ball-cap! I wore no pants whatsoever, so my hairy legs and lower belly were on full display! However, since I was a videogame monkey as opposed to a real one, I had no unmentionables to speak of! Regardless, I still covered myself up with my monkey paws as if I did have them. As I did so, I took notice of my feet being a second pair of hands! I wiggled around my finger-toes nervously as I turned attention to the long tail wiggling around from my backside! This long prehensile tail was more flexible then a arm, yet was still able to manipulate objects as if it was another hand.


As I looked over my bizarre simian form, I took notice of Diddy Kong who now wore my body. The monkey turned stood on all fours as he scratched his head. I chattered angrily as he messed up my former hair. Diddy stuck his tongue out at me as turned around and wiggled his tailless tush at me. I hollered angrily while thrashing my thin and hairy monkey arms around! I needed to switch us back before Diddy ruined my good rep. This situation was caused by Diddy's popgun, so I simply need to make it explode.


I looked down at my arm and at the smouldering remains of the popgun and realized I would need another gun, since this gun wasn't in any condition to fire again. I dropped the gun to the ground as I took my hairy arm and wiped the soot off of my face. As I did so, I took notice of my somewhat large simian muzzle. My muzzle was somewhat bulbous and stuck out in front of my face, obscuring a bit of my vision in the process. I had two small nostril slits in place of my actual nose.


My muzzle was the least of my worries at the moment, I needed to find that popgun! I I took my dirty monkey paws and dug through my shirt, yet found no pockets whatsoever. I dug through my fur as well, yet to no avail! Where would Diddy keep it? I hope he doesn't keep it in his behind, that would be unsanitary! Speaking of behinds, I found my rear starting to get rather itchy. My simian instincts took control as I found myself darting my monkey paw around to my backside and scratching my hairy rear profusely. I made ecstatic grunts and ooks as I did so.


Diddy Kong laughed at me as I did so, the monkey turned human was enjoying what was he seeing. Diddy Kong continued to snicker to himself as he attempted to stand up. I continued to scratch my rear as I watched the monkey turned human attempting to stand upright. Diddy hobbled around on his new human legs, but managed to balance himself by holding his arms out. After a few minutes, the former monkey was now standing like a proper human!


Diddy stuck his tongue out at me once more, while making various monkey noises. He then turned his back to the exit and slowly walked away. I immediately pried my dirty hand from my hairy behind and made a dash towards the exit of the room I was in. As I did so, I slammed right into a pair of rather large legs. I looked up at who I slammed into, and found myself staring straight at some bizarre woman. She wore black pants that covered most of her knees. She wore a sky-blue top with the words "Wii Fit" emblazoned on it in white letters. Her head was covered in long black hair that was tied up at the back in a ponytail.


The woman's most enticing features was her rather large breasts. They are magnificent and very large, kept hidden under that tight blue top. Despite this magnificent form, the womans skin was a ghostly shade of white. Her face was somewhat featureless, though I felt no kind of looming threat from this woman. After looking her over for a bit, I realized she was the "Wii Fit Trainer", a virtual trainer from a somewhat old videogame for the Wii. The woman bent over and grabbed me by my hairy tail. I thrashed about as she hoisted me in the air and held me upside down. I dangled there in mid-air as she brought me up to eye-level.


"Diddy Kong! Are you slacking on your workout again?" I tried to tell the trainer that I was not Diddy Kong, but she couldn't understand my garbled monkey-speech. She then pressed her finger against my large monkey lips to silence me. "I don't want to hear it, Diddy! You'll never get as big and as muscular as DK if you can't even lift those small weights. I'll guess we'll have to start with the treadmill!" The trainer then flung me by the tail like as if I was bag of groceries.  I flew into the air and landed in the open arms of the woman. The Wii Fit Trainer smiled as she held me insanely close to her chest! I had a clean sight of her clothed breasts.


I was in Nintendo heaven right now! The Wii Fit Trainer carried me off as I thought about what to do next. Since I couldn't convince her at the moment, I'd have to play along at least until I could get out of here and get my own body back! Still, the idea of exercising with a rather busty personal trainer sounded great! And since I was technically an animal, I wouldn't get into too much trouble for accidental groping!


The trainer carried me over to a nearby treadmill and powered it on. She then seated me next to the treadmill, placing my firmly on the white-tiled floor. I scratched my hairy behind as the Wii Fit Trainer looked through all the options available. "Geez, I don't know how fast the average walking speed of a monkey is!" She pressed a bunch of buttons, but the different speeds didn't seem to appease her. "Yeah, I may have to call Fox McLeod about this, I have no clue how fast monkeys walk!" The trainer reached for her phone, which prompted me to make a dash for it! I quickly hobbled onto all fours in an attempt to run away, butt the trainer immediately grabbed me by the scruff of my shirt and held me back. "Oh no, you don't! You're getting an intense exercise regime, little monkey, whether you like it or not!" Eep! I wanted to do some exercising tonight, but not as a monkey. And especially not with this crazy fitness trainer!