Flabby Bird (Anthro Eagle TF + WG)

Chapter 1: The Bear's Massage

Some days you just gotta relax after a big game. That's what I was doing, after a long day of scoring touchdowns and helping my team win. Being a quarterback certainly an easy job and after each game I'm always craving one thing: Relaxation. Normally, I seek relaxation in a nice cold bottle of water, or some Gatorade. Right now though, I was craving a very different kind of relaxation. Right now, I craved a back massage! It kind of sucks that at the moment I had no way to get a hold of a massage therapist. My friend Jam has a sister who specializes in massage therapy, but she lives all the way on the other side of town! There would be no way to get a massage from her unless I turned into a bird and flew all the way there from my current location. I needed a better way to get a massage, my body craved it!

That's when I remembered I had a business card from one of my friends, a rather rotund female panda known as Gill. She was an expert in giving massages, sometimes she even uses her magic to really change up the massage as well as the person receiving it! I reached into my backpack pocket and pulled out her business card. I ran my eyes all over the card looking for a number. Instead, all I found was instructions on how to call her! On the corner of the card it said: "To summon Gill, find an empty locker, bang on it three times and then open it". How bizarre, I'm sure there was phone a number in there before. Maybe it was some sort of magic spell, that involved the instructions changing depending on where the person was at the time.

Whatever it was, I knew I had to get Gill here right away. I pocketed the card and walked over to a nearby empty locker. I closed the door, banged on it three times, and then opened it. To my surprise, the panda in question popped her head out. She had a rather large look of discomfort on her face. "Oof, could you have chosen a smaller locker!" The rather large panda struggled to try to get out of the locker. I reached in and grabbed her arm and tried to pull her out. The panda was really jammed tightly in the locker, I was now wishing I had chosen a wider locker! After immensely struggling and pulling, I managed to dislodge the panda from the locker. The panda stumbled out of the locker and landed on top of me. We both toppled onto the ground with panda's hefty weight squishing me in the process! The panda hobbled to her feet allowing me the comfort of no longer being crushed. I stood up as well and looked at the panda who was dressed in some rather nice-looking attire. She a wore light-blue collared shirt and a pair of light-brown slacks, all stretched around her rather large body.

The panda wielded her weight very well and was able to move around with relative ease. "So, you must be Phil. I almost didn't recognize you, I believe you were an orca the last time we met." I shrugged and smiled. "While, I do take a lot of forms on a variety of different occasions." Gill smiled and reached back into the locker, she then pulled out a small cash register. "Thank goodness for interdimensional magic! Now, this shouldn't be too pricy as interdimensional travel isn't as expensive as it was in 2009, so I don't have to include it in expenses. You're looking about 30 dollars for the massage, which is pretty good as far as massages are concerned." Gill was right about that! Massage therapy is usually much more expensive, Jam's sister charges much more than that.

"Alright, that seems a fair price. Here..." I said as I reached into my wallet and pulled out 3 crisp ten dollar bills. I handed them to the panda as she smiled and motioned me for sit down on a bench situated near the lockers. I sat down as the panda moved behind me. I lowered my shoulders and relaxed as the panda grabbed hold of them. She slowly rubbed my shoulders and smiled, "Now, stay perfectly still and I'll get to work!" I nodded as the panda worked her magic. "Now, this might get a little, well... Magical, I suppose." I was about to question what she meant by that, but I was stopped when she began massaging my shoulders.

Relaxation kicked in as I felt every feeling of fear and anxiety melt away. As she rubbed my shoulders, I felt a change take place. It was a gentle change, I could feel it but it wasn't uncomfortable in any way whatsoever. I could feel my feet starting to tingle as my shoes started to become somewhat tight. My toes started to grow larger as they slowly fused together. My toe-count reduced from 5 to 3 on each foot as the skin along them thickened. My feet became bird talons as my toe-nails became sharp and pointed as they dug into the soles of my shoes. An additional bird-claw emerged from each my heels as they too ripped into the material of my shoes. My feet started to grow larger while at the same time becoming thinner. My feet burst through my shoes in one swift motion, sending the shredded material falling to the ground. My lips relaxed as they started to harden into a familiar shape. My lips stretched out into a beak, hardening in the process. My nose melted into my beak, leaving two nostril slits along the top of it. I could feel my skin starting to change as tiny wilts formed on my skin.

From these wilts sprouted white feathers, which erupted from my flesh and blanketed my skin. The feathers were white in color and covered almost every inch of my body. The feathers ripped through my football jersey as well as my pants. The thick feathers tore through the material like a knife through butter. As my feathers were growing, I felt my feet start to tingle as well. The skin along my feet started to harden as they turned yellow, growing larger while doing so. My expanding yellow feet morphed into talons that grew even larger. My shoes started to give way as rips and tears started forming along them. My toenails turned into sharp talon-claws that dug into the soles of my shoes, poking sharp holes in them in the process. My massive bird talons emerged from my shoes, shredding the material to bits in the process.

I felt a familiar sensation emerge from my tailbone as I felt a small growth form there. From my tailbone emerged a small fleshy aberration and from that small appendage emerged several feathers. These feathers ripped through the seat of my pants as well as the back of my underwear. I soon found that I now possessed a bird's tail that was accented with the fabulous feathers of an American Eagle. My transformation was nearing its completion, but I was still missing one keen essential element that is akin to a bird. As I continued to relax from my massage, I felt the bones in my back starting to change. The bones in my back stretched as large bumps formed on my back. From beneath my flesh emerged two large appendages that pushed out from my back. These were unmistakably the wings of an eagle, my wings to be precise! These wings pushed out of my back and towards Gill, nearly whacking her face in the process. Luckily, despite my relaxed state I was able to control my wings enough so that I didn't knock them into her face.

As I continued to relax from the massage, I soon felt another change take place. This one was different than usual, but I was in such a state of relaxation that I couldn't really care about or notice much of the change. My whole body began to feel rather bloated as if I was increasing in weight. Fat pooled in my feathery legs as my shredded pants started to rip even more. What was left of the elastics were strained to the limit as my ever-growing girth tore through what was left of my pants. My stomach rumbled as my gut started to increase in size. My torso gained a surprising amount of flab, something I was too relaxed to take full notice of. My growing torso ripped through what was left of my football jersey. I grew somewhat slightly taller as my weight increased. My talon feet and hands fattened up as well, becoming larger and bulkier. I could feet the flab pool around my head as both my face and head became flabbier.

After a few more moments of back-rubbing, the panda ceased as I slowly opened my eyes. Once my eyes were wide open, I took notice of my body at last. I was too relaxed earlier to fully notice, but now that I did I had wished that I was still in trance! While I was in my beloved anthropomorphized eagle form, I found that my body had a little something unwanted extra. My entire body was immensely fat, heck I must have weighed at least 400 to 500 pounds, which is high above any sort of healthy weight. I stood up so abruptly that the massive amount of flab on my belly jiggled around. I was surprised by how immensely large I was now! There was flab on my legs and arms and even my talons had bulked up immensely! Walking in this form was hard as well, something that took getting used to. Due to how heavy I was I just seemed to waddle like a fat hen rather than just walk around in a normal fashion. My body was heavy and very large, yet I found that I had enough muscle on my body to support my immensely large weight. I turned over to Gill who was grinning ear to ear. "I do good work, don't I?" Asked the panda with a smirk on her face. She seemed pleased with her work, but I was slightly less so. "You did a great job, Gill! I've never felt that relaxed in so long. I just feel there's been a bit of a mistake, I don't think I'm a big fan of being this large." Gill chuckled slightly as she eyed me up and down. "Sorry, I get a little carried away sometimes. I must say you do wear that weight well, though! However, if you're not a big fan of it I can fix you right up. Just sit down and we'll try this again!"

I did as instructed and turned around so I could sit down. However, as I turned I accidentally knocked my wings into Gill which threw her off balance. "Woah!" She shouted as she tumbled backwards into a locker. As soon as she tumbled into the locker, she instantly disappeared! I sat up abruptly and ran over to the locker. I was about to knock on the locker door to summon her when I heard voices coming from the other side of the room. The rest of the team was coming back in! I couldn't let them see me in this fat engorged form, I'd get laughed right off the team! I waddled as fast as I could towards the exit and quickly left the locker-room before anyone could see me. Once I had left the locker room, I quickly decided I needed to get help to change back to normal. I had a big football game a few weeks from now and I needed to be in good shape in order to participate! With the way I looked now with my multiple chins and flabby arms, I figured that I was in no shape to even properly toss a ball!

I decided I needed to get out of here, so I readied my wings. I extended them to my sides and started flapping them in a rather quick motion. After flapping them for a while, I tried to launch myself into the air. However, the most I could was hover a bit! My weight kept me grounded, unable to fly more than a few feet off the ground. My wings just could not handle all this flab! That's why I decided to go with a different mode of transportation. I made a break for my vehicle, which was parked near the outside of the gym. Once I had gotten to my vehicle, I opened the door and slowly lowered myself into the driver's seat. It wasn't the most snug fit ever, I must admit. I had to squeeze my overtly hefty body into the now tiny driver's seat. My large bloated rear was squished firmly into the small chair as my large gut stuck out so much that it nearly touched the steering wheel! Due to my increased height, I found that my feathery head nearly touched the ceiling of my car. I gripped the wheel of the car with my pudgy talons while setting it in gear. I then pressed my large foot talon on the gas, causing me to rocket forward due to putting a little too much weight on it! I wasn't used to operating machinery with such a hefty body, but it didn't take me too long to get used to it.

As I drove down the street, I came to the sudden realization that I didn't know where Gill's massage parlor actually was! That's when I remembered the business card I had, it was probably listed there. Unfortunately, all I had on my person was some tattered strips of clothing that decorated my portly torso. I didn't have the card, so I had no way of getting a hold of Gill at the moment. However, I did know of a "Plan M" that I could use, and that M stood for Monkey. I drove my vehicle down the street and towards Jam's lab. Jam could probably use his mad science to reduce me in weight! However, knowing the silly monkey he would probably try to more than just decrease my weight!

Chapter 2: The Monkey's Exercise

I slowly pulled in to Jam's driveway and opened the door. I had to forcefully pull to get my rather tubby rear out of the driver's seat. I pulled so hard that I toppled out of my seat and onto Jam's lawn. My flabby body landed in the grass with a loud thud as bits of grass and dirt got caked in my feathers. I squawked angrily and hobbled onto my foot-talons. I brushed the dirt and filth from my feathers, right before marching up to the laboratory door. I banged talon on the steel door to the lab and was instantly greeted with a simian screech. "Hang on, one moment! I'll be right there!" I stood by the door for a minute or two until the steel door opened wide. Jam strolled out of the door wearing a pair of goggles over his eyes and his usual white lab-coat. "What is it, Pheagle? Can't you see I'm very busy making science---" Jam's voice trailed off as he removed his goggles. "Phil, look at all 'dat flab! You're more like a fat hen then an eagle!" I sighed and stuck my tongue out from my beak. "Yeah, I've noticed. I had a magic massage today and it went south. Now I'm stuck as this 500 pound bird and the big football game is just a few weeks away!"

The anthropomorphic monkey made delighted grunting noises and smiled. "I like the new look! You should try to play the game in that form, if you caught the ball I doubt anyone would be able to stop you. You'd be just one giant eagle running down the football field, unstoppable and unmovable." I crossed my arms and frowned at the monkey. "I hope you're joking, I can't play football like this!" The monkey smiled and shrugged his shoulders. "Well, if you're sure about getting rid of all this amazing flab, then I can help you! I have an exercise plan, guaranteed to shed 20 pounds in 2 weeks. Us monkeys are a very healthy bunch!" Exclaimed the simian while snickering. "Well, I appreciate the offer but I need a weight loss plan that has instant and very good effects. I need to shed a lot of pounds fast. Got anything to help?" I asked as the monkey walked around me. He inspected my flabby form while scratching his head. "Sure! I got something that could probably help you in that department. Come on inside and I'll hook you up!" The monkey said as he entered his lab. I quickly followed behind him as I was extra careful not to knock anything over in his lab.

It was difficult navigating such a cluttered lab in such an overweight form. It was the equivalent of trying to get a strike in bowling, it was somewhat clumsy and required a lot of skill! As I hobbled through Jam's lab, I took notice of a rather large metallic pod that was giving a loud humming sound. "What's that?" I asked with a look of confusion pasted across my beak. "Oh, that? That machine is just making Guacamole." I was even more confused now. "Why would you make a giant machine just to make guacamole? You can mix that in a bowl!" The monkey wiggled his finger around in my face and chuckled to himself. "Oh no, my friend. Not that kind of guacamole! It's a being, not a dip. Although, I do enjoy the dip just as much. Anyway, we can talk more about Guacamole later, right now follow me." I followed the crazy mad scientist monkey to the back of his lab. He brought me to a room with brown walls and situated in the middle of said room was a workout bike. It wasn't a normal workout bike however, it had two seats and had all kinds of silver metallic plating and buttons on it. I marvelled at the strange bike as the monkey curled his tail around me. "Like it? I call it "The Weight Copier"! It'll copy my weight onto you, reducing your hefty girth into a manageable simian physique."

I turned to the monkey and glared at him. "It's not going to turn me into a monkey, is it?" The monkey shook his head and ran over to the exercise bike. "It won't turn you into a monkey, I'm saving that for later. Nah, it'll just copy my weight onto you and that's all. Now, sit on the front and I'll hop on the back and we'll get to it." I shrugged my shoulders and did as instructed. I walked up to the somewhat small seat and sat my fat feathery rump down on the leather seat. Despite the small size of the seat, I found that I was able to fit into it perfectly! With my rotund body situated in my seat, I relaxed my body. Jam hopped up on the back-seat and sat down. "Now all you have to Phil is sit there. I'll peddle on the back here and this will cause the machine to copy my weight onto yours. Now, let's get started!" The monkey wasted no time in pressing his foot-hands against the peddles of the exercise bike. He then gripped the handles of the bike tightly and started peddling as fast as he could.

The monkey grunted and made ook-ing sounds as he peddled. He gritted his teeth and continued to exercise as I sat there. However, it didn't seem to matter how much the monkey peddled as I remained the same weight. As the monkey continued to push himself, I noticed a screw start to pop out of the machine. Heck, I noticed other screws starting to pop off as well! Jam seemed to be pushing the machine beyond its own limits. I tried to warn the silly monkey but he couldn't hear my over the sounds of his own grunting coupled with the sound of the machine. More screws popped out as the machine let out a low droning sound as if it was about to break. The machine was about to hit its breaking point and Jam wasn't even paying attention to it. The monkey was so fixated on getting the machine to work, that he didn't take notice of its imminent destruction. In one fell swoop machine gave way and collapsed, letting loose a billow of smoke that covered the room. I coughed as I stood up, quickly taking notice of my body. I was surprised to find that nothing had changed about me, the machine had failed! I looked around for Jam, but couldn't find him through the thick layer of smoke. After a while though, the smoke cleared revealing Jam who was looking a whole lot different.

Jam was now extremely fat, appearing to be about as overweight as myself. The monkey's furry torso has expanded greatly as did his arms and legs. The monkey's fingers were now pudgier as were the fingers on his feet. The monkey's tail has bulked up considerably as well, becoming much larger as a result. The monkey's fat had ripped through his white lab-coat, leaving it in tatters. The monkey's head was now also much fatter, looking to be about the size of of a pumpkin. His cheeks were bloated and pudgy and he appeared to possess multiple chins, much like myself. The monkey scanned over his rather overweight form and let out a surprised grunt. "Wow! I really packed on the pounds! Ah well, gives me something to shoot towards in the future. My diet of bananas and peanuts should eat this way in about a month or two." I frowned and angrily waved my wings at the monkey. "Hey, what about me here?! I'm still overtly overweight!" Jam chuckled as he looked at my flabby form once more. "Oh yeah, forgot about that. Well, it didn't work, surprisingly enough. It's probably best you call Gill about this! I have her number on speed-dial." My eye opened wide in disbelief. "Y-You do?!" The monkey smirked. "Well, of course I do! You should have just asked for it instead of asking me to rearrange your genome in the hopes of helping you lose weight." I grumbled as the monkey handed me Gill's business card. "Thanks, I guess. Let's hope she has some openings available!" The monkey shook his head at me. "What do you mean by "openings"? I'd prefer to work off the weight on my own, thank you very much. That has been the monkey way for eons!"

I rolled my eyes as I picked up the phone. "The monkey way? I thought the monkey way was just eating bananas and bugs! You learn something new every day, I suppose." I then began the arduous task of trying to dial the number on the phone. My flabby talons were difficult to dial with, I kept pressing multiple numbers at once when trying to press just one! My flabby talons just poked whatever number they felt like, it was truly a trying task. After a few minutes of desperate dial-poking, I eventually got Gill on the phone. She apologized for the mix-up earlier and said she had a cancellation for an appointment scheduled a few days from now. I proceeded to set the appointment with her for that date and then said goodbye to her. After disconnecting the phone I turned to Jam and grinned. "So, what now?" Jam ook-ed and winked. "Let's hit the gym! I mean, I know you don't need it but I think I'd like to start working off the poundage if that's cool."

I nodded and threw my arm around the monkey's shoulder. "Sure, I got nothing better to do!" The two of us stretched our flabby bodies and left the comfort of the lab. We piled into my car, squeezing tightly into the seats in the process. I drove down the street until we arrived at the gym. After piling out of the vehicle, I entered the gym along with Jam. As soon as we entered, we were greeted by a familiar face. Wearing a black exercise top and matching black shorts was our anthropomorphic zebra friend known as Lauren Rivers! The zebra matted her blue-streaked black mane and smiled. "Jam? Phil? Dang, you guys packed it on!" Lauren giggled to herself and playfully patted our tubby bellies. "Well, it was a bit of an... Eventful day for the both of us. We're looking to shed some pounds for the day, well mostly Jam is. I'm going to shed all of it in a few days anyways, I'm just here for fun." Lauren smirked and whacked my back so hard it made my flab jiggle immensely. "Well, you came to the right place. I exercise here so often I've developed strategies for both fun and enjoyable exercises. Now, let's get to it!" Lauren escorted both Jam and I to the treadmills where we began our arduous exercise regiment. The two of us sweated doing these exercises, it was even more trying do to our immense weight. Still, we soldiered on for sake of good health. We didn't want to still be out of shape come winter, after all!