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Circe's Comedy Club (Pig TF Caption) by Monkey-Scientist Circe's Comedy Club (Pig TF Caption) by Monkey-Scientist
Hey guys! I don't do captions very often, so I thought I'd toss up one today. You have no idea how difficult it was making this, considering the fact that I kept making spelling errors and having to repaste the text. -_- Regardless, here it is! In this caption, James (:iconmonkey-scientist:) and Phil (:iconpheagle-adler:) are a comedy duo. Unfortunately, their two person comedy act doesn't go over well at Circe's Comedy Club. They end up in a rather porky predicament. :D

Also, if the text is difficult to read, I posted it down here as well:

“Alright, so two pigs walk into a bar...” Said the talking pig on the left. “Nah, too overused! We’ll never get changed back to normal with a joke that lame.” Stated the pig on the right. These two odd talking pigs used to be human just a few days ago, but this all changed during a seemingly simple comedy act. James and Phil had entered as comedy club that night to do their two person stand-up routine.

James and Phil managed to make the crowd laugh, but they had forgotten one of the club’s key rules. This wasn’t any ordinary club, this was Circe’s Comedy Club! Every routine needed at least one pig joke, which the two comedians failed to provide. Their forgetfulness of this rule resulted in them receiving a rather harsh punishment. Circe zapped the two humans with her magic, causing curly tails to grow out from the backsides of the two humans.

Their ears grew larger, their noses flattened out into pig-snouts, and their skin turned bright pink. Thick strands of hair burst forth from their flesh, covering their bodies in its warm embrace. The pair’s bodies soon began to pool with flab, gaining an insane amount of fat in the process. Their fingers fused together, forming into pig trotters. The two squealed and panicked as their bodies were forcibly lowered onto all fours. Their spines made cracking noises, as their legs were locked into their new stance.

There was nothing left of the two comedians, but a pair of fat talking pigs and a ton of shredded suit pieces. The fancy outfits they had brought now laid in tattered pieces across the ground, a reminder of the humans they used to be. The audience laughed at the two pigs that stood before them. After the show, Circe escorted the two swine back to her farm. Circe promised them that they would not be harmed, cooked, or eaten and made a deal with them. If they could come up with a good pig-related joke, she would change them back to normal!

The two swine now searched for the one joke that would make Circe laugh, so that they may return to their human forms. “Darn it, I can’t think of a good one!” Exclaimed the pig on the left, who was formerly known as James. “Maybe we need a break, some time to soak our heads. How about we roll around in the mud for a bit?” Asked Phil, who was the pig seated to the right of his friend. “Fine, I needed a break anyways.” Replied James, who let out a hefty snort. With that, the two pigs waddled off to go lay in the mud. They hoped this little break would help come up with a little. Unfortunately, good humor is never that easy to come by.
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xmarilix Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2017
for me everything that happened is so fun  n///n 
at least they will be safe
and they could also end up as the female of the species
I think they were very lucky   :) 
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monstermaster13 Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2017  Hobbyist Writer
Ooh,   I love this one. For a caption based one it is pretty good.
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Monkey-Scientist Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2017  Hobbyist Writer
Yeah, I normally don't do captions. Though I re-discovered this picture of a pig looking as if its talking to the pig next to it, and I knew I had to make it a caption! :D
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monstermaster13 Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2017  Hobbyist Writer
It came out rather well.
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Monkey-Scientist Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2017  Hobbyist Writer
I'm glad it did! *Oinks happily*
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monstermaster13 Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2017  Hobbyist Writer
;)
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Pheagle-Adler Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2017
And it's all your fault! XD
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Monkey-Scientist Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2017  Hobbyist Writer
Hey, you're the one who booked the venue, not me! :D
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Pheagle-Adler Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2017
A likely story!
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Monkey-Scientist Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2017  Hobbyist Writer
It's true though! You booked the venue without looking at the page. You just read "Comedy Club" and I was like "Uh dude, Circe's name is in it" and you just ignored me. :P
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Pheagle-Adler Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2017
Liar! You told me Circe was one of your best friends!
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Monkey-Scientist Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2017  Hobbyist Writer
No, I didn't! Why would be friends with someone who's club I've never been to before?!
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Pheagle-Adler Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2017
I don't know, maybe you two talked on the phone or something
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Monkey-Scientist Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2017  Hobbyist Writer
Half the time I'm a simian mad-scientist with plans to conquer the world, do you really think I have time to use the phone? :D
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