Bearly Mobile (Botamo Alien Bear TF)

It was a pretty dull day outside in a boring Saskatchewan city in Canada. The birds were chirping and the sun was partially obscured by the clouds above. The grass was green tussled back and forth in place by the wind as little droplets of water slowly tumbled down them. Strutting through the sun-dipped landscape was a familiar oddity: The simian scientist known only as Jam! The creature was an anthropomorphic monkey clad in a lab-coat.

Jutting out from the monkey's behind was a long prehensile tail, one that allowed the simian to manipulate objects. The monkey's tail acted almost like a fifth limb, but allowed for far more flexibility. The monkey's feet were just a second pair of hands, allowing for even more ways the creature could manipulate his environment. The monkey's entire body was covered in shaggy and unkempt brown fur, with the exception of his hands, face, butt, and stomach. Adorning the monkey's face was a petite pink-colored button nose.

The monkey was eagerly enjoying himself, going out for a walk while waiting for his game to finish updating. Jam had gotten into a game known as Dragon Ball Online as of late, and is having a ton of fun playing through it! The monkey thought he'd just jog about the neighborhood until the download finished. For some reason, the update was called "botamo.exe". Jam wasn't sure to think of it, but the download was safe and Jam triple-scanned it. In the monkey's mind, everything was perfectly fine!

After his walk, the monkey returned home to his lab. The monkey's lab was situated high atop a nearby tree. Jam quickly leapt up into the air and grabbed on to one of the tree's branches. The monkey glided up the branches as quickly as he could, gripping the branches with his hands and feet and propelling himself further up the tree. Unbeknownst to Jam, the computer console inside his lab was surging with a strange energy.

Jam finally reached the door of his tree-lab and flung it open, unaware of the pulsating energy coming from his console. Jam stepped inside with his bare monkey feet as he walked towards his console. That's when Jam noticed the screen glowing and pulsating with some kind of strange energy. Before the monkey could react, the beam him up. The monkey was covered in a blinding light that obscured his sight. The beam transformed his instantaneously, altering his DNA structure as well as his entire being in a matter of seconds.

When the light cleared, Jam found himself at a different vantage point. He seemed to be higher in the air, but was still standing firmly on the ground. He had somehow grown larger, much larger! However, once Jam looked down, he realized that his size wasn't the only thing that changed. A simple glance downward revealed a body entirely different than what Jam was used to. Jam looked downwards and saw a rather large and flabby stomach jutting out from his now obese torso! His bulbous stomach, as well as his entire body was colored yellow. Jam's body was now hairless and the light reflected upon his hairless flesh, giving it a rather shiny appearance. Jam's fat gut looked like a big bloated jelly bean due to the way the light bounced off of it.

Across the upper-part of Jam's torso was a red tank top, while a pair of matching red boots adorned Jam's rather large feet. Jam's enormous feet were attached to a pair of short and rather stubby legs. This contrasted with Jam's new flabby arms, which were longer and rather lanky. Jam's big meaty yellow hands had retractable claws on them, which Jam found to be pretty cool. The former monkey held his pudgy hands in front of his face as he eagerly retracted his claws back and forth, like the giddy monkey he once was. Jam was delighted with the sensation of popping his claws in and out of his bloated bear fingers.

Speaking of fingers, the amount of digits on each of Jam's hands had decreased from 5 to 4. Jam was annoyed by this, as he had gone from having 20 fingers to just 8! Something else that annoyed Jam was his new tail. Wiggling around from his backside was a tiny hairless stubby little bear's tail. Jam missed the prehensile nature of his previous tail, now he just had one that uselessly wiggled in place!

Jam angrily wiggled his brown-colored leathery nose as he twitched his new useless tail around. Sticking out from the top of Jam's head were two strange cylindrical objects that had holes in them, which appeared to be Jam's new ears. His ears were alien in shape, looking like strange misshapen aberrations jutting from the sides of his head. Jam was not pleased with his new form, not at all! He was immensely fat and bulbous all over, his legs were stubby, and he had a shorter and much more useless tail now!

What stung even worse was the fact that he didn't know what he had turned into! What kind of bear is hairless and yellow? Jam needed to see what he had become, he was morbidly curious as to what he actually was. That was easier said than done, due to Jam's much pudgier form. The former monkey awkwardly walked forward with his stubby legs as the folds of fat that lined his torso jiggled back and forth at a rapid rate.

Jam continued to walk, as he tried his best not to fall over. This act proved difficult, as Jam found it was near-impossible to properly balance his weight while walking. Jam had turned into fat creatures before, but never anything this engorged! Jam's red boots squeaked against the polished white tiles lining the floor of his lab as he continued to lightly shuffle towards the mirror. Eventually, Jam reached the mirror and gazed at his reflection. Jam's ursine appearance coupled with his striking red attire led the monkey to believe he had transformed into a fictional character! "What am I? Some kind of martial artist version of Winnie The Pooh? Maybe I'm that "Botamo" thing the computer mentioned!" Exclaimed Jam, who proceeded to go back to glaring at his unappealing reflection.

Jam stretched his pudgy yet slightly muscular arms as he heard as a strange growling noise. The monkey turned bear panicked, wondering where such a noise was coming from! Jam looked down and saw his stomach unnaturally reverberating as the folds of lab along his hairless stomach gyrated back and forth. "I'm hungry?! That's insane, I just ate!" Exclaimed Jam, annoyed that his new body required far more subsistence then his old body did.

Jam decided that he needed to head into the kitchen to fill his fat bear gullet. The bear took a step back, forgetting about the hefty nature of his new form. Jam failed to balance his weight well, causing him to lose balance. Jam flailed his flabby little arms around as he toppled backwards.  Jam landed on his fat hairless tush. Unfortunately for the bear, his body seemed to be made out of rubber. Upon hitting the ground, Jam's body was launched into the air by the force of the impact.

Jam's fat body proceeded to smack into the ceiling, though left no damage behind. Thankfully, Jam had super reinforced the walls and structure of the building in advance, in case of Kaiju attacks. This didn't stop Jam's body from bouncing all over the place though! Jam's husky body continued to bounce all over the walls of his lab, while the bear angrily flailed his arms around. Jam's body ricocheted off the walls, while the laws of gravity made Jam into the living equivalent of an enormous yellow pinball.

Jam's body smashed into a few tables as the bear was shocked to discover he felt no pain from bouncing around like this. The only pain was to his ego, as well as some of his more inexpensive lab equipment. While bouncing around, Jam only smashed a few cheap beakers and vials. Nothing irreplaceable, at least not in Jam's eyes. Jam's bouncy obese body landed in the kitchen. Jam landed stomach-first on the wooden floors of the kitchen. At this moment, Jam felt thankful that he added a kitchen onto his tree-mounted lab.

Normally, Jam would dig through the fridge for his nourishment, but he found himself drawn towards what lies in the cupboard. His stomach rumbled even louder and more ferociously then before, like a radar homing in on its target. Jam threw open and immediately spotted his prey: A gigantic tub of honey! It came in a large plastic tub, nearly four feet tall. Jam got it at a bargain sale a few weeks back, from a guy who claimed it was the "Ultimate Honey". It was supposed to be the "ultimate" in deliciousness, tanginess, and stickiness.
Jam licked his bloated bear lips as he gripped the pot in his left hand and pulled the lid off with his right one. Normally Jam would use a spoon to get the honey out, but his hunger had taken hold of him, causing him to shove eight bear paw into the honey. Jam scooped up a fair bit of the honey with his hand and brought it over to his mouth. Jam then proceeded to shovel honey into his mouth.

As Jam shoveled the honey into his large gaping bear maw, he heard the phone go off. Jam waddled over to the ringing and gripped it with his right paw. Unfortunately, Jam had forgotten that his bear paw was now caked with golden honey. The stick yellow substance caused Jam's hand to be stuck to the phone. No matter how hard he shook it, the phone remained glued to his paw. Jam shrugged his shoulders as he placed the jar of honey on a nearby table.

Jam then took his left hand and pressed the "Talk" button on the phone using his index finger. A familiar voice reverberated through the phone and into Jam's strange alien ears. "Jam, change me back this instant!" Jam glared at the phone. "Huh, must be a wrong number." Said the simian while speaking into it. "This isn't a wrong number! It's me, Robert. You turned me into a fuzzy blue Sergal the other day!" Jam grinned mischievously as Robert's words jogged the bear's memories. Jam turned the human into a fuzzy blue creature known as a Sergal. Sergals possess draconian muzzles and long fluffy tails, as well as possessing sharp claws and thick fur coats.

Jam transformed Robert as a joke, and intended to transform him back... Eventually. "Can I take a rain-check? My video just turned me into a fat yellow bear character from an anime." Robert's voice then took on a more confident tone as he heard the news. "Ah, so you're transformed too! Well, I'll make you a deal: You change me back and I'll help change you back." Jam frowned and stuck his tongue out. "Change you back? Now that's a bad idea! I know my bad ideas, considering the fact that I knowingly chose to build my lab too far up in the air and near an airport."

Rob awkwardly paused while listening to Jam ramble. "What? Why would you do that, that's just a stupid architectural design choice! Regardless, you are going to change me back if you want me to help you change back to normal." Jam snickered into the phone, displaying an arrogant personality to mock his cocky tone of voice. "Pffffft, I doubt that! I have a ray in the back of my lab that easily reveres this transformation! All I have to do is go over and get---" Jam was interrupted a plane flying overhead.

Due to how high the tree-lab was built, the vibrations coming from the plane were much more intense. The vibrations caused the massive jar of honey to fly into the air and smashed against the ceiling, covering it in sweet and very sticky honey. The sticky yellow substance clung to the ceiling, as Jam found himself losing balance as well. e fat bear uselessly swung his arms around as he once again lost balance.

Toppling backwards, Jam landed rump-first onto the floor. Smacking against the floor, Jam ricocheted once more into the air. Jam flew into the air and smacked right into the honey-covered ceiling. Jam landed belly first into the honey, causing his body to stick to the honey. His fat body was held in place by the substance, making it impossible for him to move. His legs and stomach were immobile, trapped in the honey like a fly in a web. The material lining both Jam's tank-top and boots were stuck to the honey as the bear struggled to move. Jam's left arm was also glued to the ceiling. The only part that wasn't stuck to the ceiling was Jam's right hand. Instead of being stuck to the ceiling it was stuck to a phone which was also glued to his face.

Jam grumbled as the fat bear thrashed about in his sweet honey trap. Stuck and barely able to move, Jam was now trapped in his own sticky honey trap. "On second thought..." Jam began to say into the phone. "I'll change you back. Just make sure to bring a crow-bar... And a ladder." Robert sighed on the other end of the phone. "I'm not even going to ask what happened! I'll bring that stuff, though I get the feeling that walking into your lab is like walking into a Twilight Zone episode."

Jam scoffed at Robert's statements. "Hey, nothing wrong with Twilight Zone, t'was a fantastic series! Well, the original at least... And the movie with Dan Acaroid was pretty sweet too. Isn't that right, Robert?" Unfortunately for Jam, Robert had already disconnected the phone, due to the former simian's nerdy ramblings. "Huh, he hung up. Oh well, time to play the waiting game..." Said Jam as he awkwardly kicked about in his honey soaked prison.

Jam learned a valuable lesson that day: Always double-check updates for MMORPGs. After all, nobody wants to get turned into a fat cartoon bear due to a programming error! Even though Jam had supposedly learned his lesson, he couldn't help but think of all the amazing things he could do with a such a file attachment. Once Jam was free, he planned to utilize the strings code from the game and manufacture it into something a bit more... Chaotic. With this new chaotic program, Jam could attain his ultimate goal: Simian conquest! The would won't know what hit it.