Busted! (Slimer Ghost Body-Swap)

It was just another normal average day, in a normal average town. However, one thing that was abnormal was the events that were taking place in a nearby science lab. The enigmatic simian scientist known as Jam was putting the finishing touches on his newest invention. The monkey swishes his prehensile tail around, while scratching his hairless butt. The monkey wiggled his finger-like toes as he put the finishing touches on his newest machine. After screwing in a few bolts and plugging in some wires, the machine was complete!

Jam had created a body-swapping device that would allow him to switch minds with paranormal and supernatural entities! Werewolves, vampires, and even ghosts can be mind-switched with "normal" people. Jam surprised himself by inventing an odd device. In fact, he wasn't sure why he made it! It was as if some strange unseen force willed him to. Whatever caused it, the monkey was still ecstatic. Jam marvelled at his invention as he flexed his long lanky arms. Jam twitched his pink nose about as he suddenly remembered something important: He was supposed to go see a film with his friend Pheagle today!

They were planning on seeing a move, though Pheagle was very mysterious about whole ordeal. All that Pheagle said about the film was that it was a supernatural film, and that it was "highly interactive".  Jam was mildly interested in the mystery film, being a fan of paranormal phenomenon himself. The 6 foot tall anthropomorphized simian straightened his lab-coat and was about to leave, when he heard strange murmuring.

The strange noises echoed through Jam's human-like ears, while a strange green slime began to form on the wall in front of him. The slime on the wall grew larger, forming into a small mass of cascading filth. This strange blob grew larger and larger until it took on a more tangible form. From beneath the slime arose a green creature, one that Jam recognized immediately!

Emerging from the slime was what appeared to be a fat round ghost, with green-colored skin. The being had a strange misshapen body, almost like a green-colored potato. The creature's torso was fat, with bumps all over his body that resembled dollops of flab. The being had a ghost-like wisp of a tail, that acted as a sort of misshapen limb that allowed to being to glide through the air. The being had yellow eyes and a goofy cartoonish grin, complete with missing teeth. He had a pudgy little nose and ridge above his eyes, resembling the kind you'd see on an actual human.

The ghost had somewhat long arms, compared to his rather small size. Each hand had three fingers and a thumb respectively. The ghost immediately spotted Jam as the monkey immediately realized who this ghost was: Slimer from The Ghostbusters film and cartoon franchise! The ghost made strange babbling sounds as it flung it's arms around like a complete goofball. Jam laughed as he stared at the ghost, who quickly flew towards him.

"Can I get you something?" Asked Jam, as he scratched his fuzzy head out of confusion. Slimer smiled as he gave the monkey a slightly toothless grin. Slimer then proceeded to rub his slimy green belly, before letting loose with a large belch right in Jam's face! The belch sent a huge wave of air towards Jam, rustling his fur and nearly knocking him off-balance. The belch smelled horrible, though nowhere near as bad as Jam did!

Jam wiped Slimer's spit green spit off his face as he stared at the ghost. "I take it your hungry, then?" The ghost nodded and licked his flabby green lips. "Well, help yourself to anything in the fridge. The fridge in this lab is constantly producing new food is nearly bottomless! Best part: There's no demon ghost dogs in it!" Slimer chuckled happily as he rubbed his green hands together, as he thought of all the food he'd get to eat!

Slimer decided to thank Jam the best way he knew how: With a smooch! The ghost flew towards Jam, gripped his slimy arms around his hairy body, and pressed his giant lips against Jam's face. The monkey flailed about, trying to get the slimy ghost off of him. Jam toppled backwards and accidentally smacked the lever on the machine with his tail. The newly built machine whirred to life and fired a blue blast of energy at the two.

The energy enveloped the two and knocked them off their balance. Slimer was flung into a nearby wall with a loud "SPLAT!" sound. As soon as Slimer smacked into the wall, his body became glued to it due to the sticky nature of his slime. Meanwhile, Jam was knocked to the ground by the blast and ended up fainting. Slimer stared at the unconscious monkey form lying before him, and in perfect unbroken English said: "Seriously?! Not again!"

Indeed, all was not as it seemed. The body lying unconscious on the floor was indeed Jam's, but the mind slumbering within it was not his own! Jam struggled to pull his slimy incorporeal form off of the wall. Jam used his new weightless ghost body and attempted to pry him off the wall. The slime remained clung to the wall, but with enough force, Jam was finally able to pull himself off. Jam left a puddle of slime as he managed to pull himself off the wall.

After peeling himself off of the wall, Jam looked over his slimy ghost body. His body was colored green and was comprised of a couple of arms attached to a head. At the bottom of this head was a ghost-like tail. His body emitted a feint green glow, almost like some sort of big fat firefly. Jam's arms were slender, and were somehow even skinnier than his previous arms!

What's weirder was how Jam's fat little ghost body appeared to move. Jam floated in the air, like any regular spectral entity would be able to do. However, the act was controlling such a form was odd. Jam had to focus in order to move his body, and at first it appeared he could only move in the directions he was facing. It took a fair bit of practice to control, but eventually Jam got the hang of it.

Something Jam couldn't get used to however, was his rather large mouth! His mouth was wide and took up a fair portion of his head, and was line with a bunch of rather large teeth. Some of said teeth were missing completely, giving Jam a bit of a toothless grin. Jam held his slimy hands in front of his face, taking notice of how each hand only had four fingers on each one.

Jam was more concerned about the fact that Slimer was now in his body! The slimy spectre slowly floated towards the ghost wearing his body. Jam looked at his slumbering body using his big yellow eyes. As Jam stared at his former body, he noticed the monkey beginning to toss and turn. Slimer slowly opened his eyes and stretched, immediately looking down at his body.

To Slimer's surprise, he had a physical body again! It was a new body though, not a human one at all! He had thick brown hair covering his entire body, with the exception of his hands, feet, stomach, face, and buttocks. He had a long prehensile tail that was covered in the same brown fur that coated most of his new body. Not only that, but Slimer was now wearing a lab-coat! Wearing clothes was something he normally couldn't do!

Slimer flicked his tail happily, excited about the prospect of once again having a physical body. Slimer rubbed his hairless stomach, while at the same time licking his wrinkly monkey lips. He was excited by all the things he could shove into his simian stomach! Jam looked at the ghostly body-snatcher angrily. Slimer sat up, immediately noticing his own ghostly form floating towards him! The former ghost had heard of "Out-Of-Body" experiences before, but never "Into-Body" ones!

Slimer scratched his hairy armpit as he stared at his duplicate. Jam's ghostly face then took on a more serious expression. "Look, get out of my body right now! You're the fat slimy ghost, not me!" Slimer snickered and stuck his tongue out at the monkey wearing his ghostly form. Slimer stood up and then dusted off his lab-coat, right before walking into the kitchen.

Jam hiked up his flabby green body as he flew after Slimer. Jam knew he had to stop the ghost from getting to the fridge, or he'd fatten up the poor monkey's body by eating a ton! Jam decided to cut the body-thief off at the pass and get to the kitchen before him. Jam turned towards one of the white-colored walls and concentrated on it. The ghost's body turned intangible as he flew towards it at s breakneck speed.

The slimy ghost collided face first with the wall, but found himself phasing through it as if it was nothing. Jam drifted through the wall as he left a puddle of slime behind him. He knew that he was going to have to clean these walls when he returned to normal! Jam entered the kitchen through the wall as his spectral form became somewhat solid again. Jam stared at the fridge as he contemplated what to do next. He knew he had to lock up the fridge to stop the monkey from eating it and fattening up his body! However... The fridge was very tempting to Jam as well!

Not only had he gained Slimer's body, but also his voracious appetite. Jam's green-colored stomach rumbled, as the former monkey found it impossible to hold back his new hunger. He licked his lips as he floated towards the fridge. Jam gripped the fridge door with his slimy hand and flung it open, right before diving directly into it! Jam wanted to fight his food-craving nature, but he couldn't help it! The mere sight of food had put his body on autopilot, making him want to devour everything on sight! Jam could only watch his body moved on its own, grabbing all the food he can in his greasy arms and shoving it into his large open maw.

He flung the food directly into his semi-toothless mouth and immediately chomped down. Despite missing some teeth, Jam was able to bite down on the food expertly. The former monkey chewed all his food in a rapid motion, as if he was a blender that was mashing food down into a paste. Slimer walked in casually, having found a banana on a shelf outside the kitchen.

Due to Slimer's new body, he no longer had his voracious appetite! It was kind of annoying really, Slimer loved to eat, but he didn't have the sensations driving him to do so. Slimer hated the limitations of a physical body! The monkey sat his hairless rump on the table and gripped the banana with his new hand-foot. He then peeled the banana using his foot and squeezed the peel of the banana, causing its contents to shoot into the air. The banana flew into the air and Slimer opened his maw, catching the banana in his mouth and munching down on it happily. It was a skimpy amount of food, but Slimer figured it would do for now.

The former ghost then looked over at his body, who had failed to notice him. Jam was too busy fighting and losing against his unyielding appetite. He hadn't even noticed that his own body had entered the kitchen! Slimer scratched his hairless butt as he snickered. He never knew how silly his own body appeared to others before, but now he had a good idea of it!

Jam wasn't laughing in the least though. His body continued to pound through all the food in the fridge. Due to its bottomless nature, he'd be devouring tons and tons of food for quite some time! Jam just continued to shovel it into his maw against his will, grumbling at the fact that he couldn't control his body in the least! Unbeknownst to the two, they were both being watched!

For these events were all unfolding on a local theater screen! A large luminescent screen was depicting these bizarre and silly events through a massive screen to a singular viewer. Seated near the back of the theater was an anthropomorphic eagle. He was muscular, covered head to toe in white feather, and had a large yellow beak. He not only had talons for feet, but also talons for hands! On top of this, he had two larger wings that could easily take up three seats if they were spread out.

Seated atop this eagle's body was a ripped up football jersey, one belonging to that of the Philadelphia Eagles! The bird shoved popcorn into his large beak as he chuckled to himself. "I'm so glad the theater let's you insert your friends into a film for a small nominal fee! I'm surprised neither Jam and Slimer haven't noticed!" Said Pheagle quietly to himself as he continued to toss tiny kernels of popcorn into his open beak.

Pheagle had paid for a special service with the theater, one in which he could insert Jam into a special film screen along with fictional film characters! Of course, the two would swap back when the film was over and Jam would be released. Still, Pheagle would have memories that would last a long time. Also, the eagle was allowed to use his cell-phone completely without consequence. This meant that Pheagle could tape Jam without consequence and use it as blackmail!

"I wonder what kind of stories I can get Jam to write me for not releasing this tape... Perhaps a Bebop transformation, or maybe even a rhino one!" The eagle thought of all the possibilities as he snacked on his bag of popcorn. Meanwhile, Jam was still stuck shovelling every piece of food within his ghostly sight into his fat slimy mouth!

Slimer continued to enjoy his time as a monkey as he dug into more bananas. Jam grunted angrily as he shoved a comically size slab of steak into his mouth and swallowed it whole. Jam licked his ghostly green fingers, right before moving on to the next course. Next time, Jam knew he would have to ghost proof his laub! Or at least put a Peter Venkman statue near the entrance of his lab to scare away any slime-balls!