2 Cool 4 Rool (Diddy Kong TF+Crocodile Body Swap)

I couldn't believe my luck of managing to get a Nintendo 64 on sale! I never owned before, I grew up owning a PlayStation 1 and it never really had that many Nintendo consoles. Getting this N64 for ten bucks was too good of a deal! It even came with Donkey Kong 64. The thing about Donkey Kong that I enjoyed the most was King K. Rool, the big chubby crocodile villain of the series. I always liked his goofy design, his big pudgy belly and his long flowing cape. Even though I was now an adult, I never stopped liking the character. The fat bumbling villain just always seemed more entertaining to me than the actual series heroes. Sure, I'd always love Diddy Kong due to how much I enjoy monkeys, but he didn't hold a candle to Rool in the least! I was looking forward to seeing more of King K. Rool, so I popped in the cartridge right away.

I started up the game and began playing it. The first thing I noticed was that King K. Rool spoke during the opening cutscene! Oddly enough, there was part in the cutscene wher he looked at the screen as if to break the fourth-wall and winked at the player. I knew that this was preprogrammed, yet it somehow made me feel uneasy. I don't remember him ever speaking in the games, I found this to be a rather cool addition. It made him more of a living and breathing character. I was asked to put in the expansion pack in order to properly play the game, which I promptly did. I started playing the game and chose Diddy Kong. From there, the game seemed to bug out. I started losing health and I wasn't even being hit by enemies! I kept dying over and over again, despite not doing anything.

The game eventually went to the game over screen where I was greeted with King K. Rool gloating over his victory. To my surprise, he turned towards the camera and walked up to the screen. I watched in awe as he pushed his hand through the screen! The crocodile pushed his entire body through, even his fat gut which shouldn't fit through such a tiny TV! "Why hello there!" The crocodile said as he bowed. The crocodile was absolutely naked, wearing nothing but a crown and cape. His belly jiggled as he walked towards me. I was frozen in fear, unable to do anything! "Don't be afraid, I'm not gonna hurt ya! I just wanna play some games with ya'!" Was a videogame character who just came out of my TV talking to me?! I managed to move my lips to speak. "W-w-what?! You know how to have fun?!" Those were the last words I wanted to say to a videogame villain who just emerged from my TV.

"I see you have doubts. Let me show you that I know how to have fun..." King K. Rool walked up as I nervously gripped the controller with my sweaty hands. He raised one of his fingers towards my controller and pressed one of his golden claws against the top of the expansion pack. As soon as this happened, I felt something odd take hold of me. It felt like my whole body was changing in a split-second, as if my entire body was reshaping. Long strands of hair emerged from the pores on my skin and quickly grew thicker and longer. My body was covered in what appeared to be a thick coat of fur within moments! My face stretched out as it formed into a muzzle. My nose melted away as I was left with two nostrils on the front of my face. My pants, shoes, and socks disappeared as my t-shirt turned red. Yellow star patterns appeared on the shirt's material as something materialized atop my head. Out of thin-air formed a red cap that seated itself atop my fur-covered head. I tried to pull the hat off, but it wouldn't budge! Likewise, I couldn't remove the t-shirt either. Worst of all, I wasn't wearing pants or underwear! I went to covered my nudity, but found that there was nothing there! My naughty bits were completely absent. Suddenly, I felt a strange pain in my tailbone. Flesh and skin pushed outwards from my behind and formed into a new appendage that wa quickly covered my new fur. I whipped the appendage around and soon found it to be a tail!

My transformation continued as my feet started to feel weird. My toes made cracking sounds as they grew larger and larger, becoming more like hands in the process. The soles of my feet became palms as my toes became multi-jointed. Soon enough, my feet were now a second pair of hands! Suddenly, my spine cracked restricting my movement so I could only walk on all fours. Just then, I felt the room and King K. Rool start to get larger. Actually, they weren't growing larger at all, I was becoming smaller! I shrunk and shrunk until I was about 3 feet tall, my hat and t-shirt changing sizes to match. I caught my reflection in a nearby mirror and found that I was now a monkey! Not just any monkey, I was Diddy Kong from the Donkey Kong games! As I stared at my reflection, I felt my intelligence decreasing! Instincts took root in my mind as I became dumber. My mind must have been transforming too! I uncontrollably scratched my butt and then sniffed my fingers. I jammed my finger as What was I worried about? I could go for a banana right about now! I then heard laughter and looked up, it was King K. Rool! He smiled and was holding a controller! I screeched as he grabbed my by the scruff of my shirt. He unplugged the controller and then wrapped the cord around my body, tying me up in the process! "I finally have you where I want you, dumb monkey! And from now on, you shall be my royal cushion!"

The fat crocodile picked me up and tossed me on the couch as I made grunting sounds. "Ook!" I screeched as I attempted to escape my binds. K. Rool smiled and turned his back to me, wiggling his butt in my face. He then proceeded to lower his fat butt on top of my small body! His scaly butt smushed my tiny furry body as he pressed his left butt-cheek against my face. After a while, K. Rool laughed and stood up. "Now, that was fun! Time to change you back, I suppose." The crocodile pressed his claw against a cartridge on the side of the controller. Suddenly, I started to gain my intelligence back! I felt smart again, all my memories were returned to me! My monkey facial features disappeared as the fur fell off my body. In a moment, I was human again wearing all of my human clothes! I untied the controller wire from my body as K. Rool sat beside me. "See! I can have fun! Now, what say we play some multiplayer?" I glared at him, his idea of fun was a bit off. Turning me into a monkey and sitting on me is his idea of fun? Now that I think about, it is a little funny. "Alright, let's play some Goldeneye, I guess." I said as I grabbed the Goldeneye cartridge and popped it in the N64. I was a little nervous to be playing a game with a villain from a videogame, but what's harm in a few rounds?

I played a few rounds with King K. Rool and completely destroyed him! The fat crocodile didn't stand a chance! By the end of it, the crocodile was rather annoyed. "I guess you're not exactly king at playing games, huh?" I asked playfully as I nudged the crocodile in pudgy belly. "Hmph, I'll have you know I'm excellent at games most of the time. However, the N64 controller is terrible! Plus, with my scaly hands and golden claws, it's hard for me top properly grip it!" I chuckled at the crocodile. "You're just being a sore loser! I respect you as a king, but I feel you're just making excuses now!" The crocodile smirked as he looked at me. "Oh, am I? You try playing with scaly hands or claws! In fact, let's give that a try..." K. Rool chuckled as he walked over the N64. He switched our controller ports and grabbed a couple of Rumble Paks from a nearby box. "Let's try something different." I raised my eyebrow out of curiosity. "What do you mean by that?" The crocodile shrugged, "You'll see!"

He sat his fat butt back down on the couch as he sat next to me. We were about to start another match, when he took his golden claw and scratched the back of the Rumble Pak on my controller. Afterwards, he did the same thing to his own controller. At that point, the controllers started to vibrate like they never had before! The vibrations were so intense, that even my whole body was vibrating. I looked over to see K. Rool's body vibrating as well. We vibrated faster and faster as our bodies vibrated towards each other. Our bodies moved close, until we were right next to each other. The vibrations became even more intense are our bodies vibrated so fast they blurred into one another. It's as if our bodies were becoming one, right before separating once more. The vibrating slowed down as our bodies moved away from each other. Once the vibrating stopped, I instantly took notice of some odd changes in my body. I looked down and was shocked to find that I was now naked! Not only that, but my body and found that it appeared to be covered in what appeared to be green scales! My stomach was covered in yellow scales and I found my belly to be rather large. In fact, my whole body was fairly fat! I appeared to have a muzzle that stuck out of the front of my face. I was surprised to find that I now possessed a scaly snout! Two large nostrils stuck out from this snout as well.

I looked again at my rather plump belly as I stared at my hands. They were scaly as well and at the end of each was one was a golden claw! I had a rather fat butt with a long scaly tail sticking out of it. My right eye hurt, I soon found it to be incredibly bloodshot! On my back was a long flowing red cape and attached to my head was a golden crown. I caught my reflection in the mirror once more and found that I was now King K. Rool! "Oh my god!" I shouted using the King's deep and gravelly voice. I heard very familiar laughter as I turned and found my own body staring back at me. He matted his brown hair as he smirked. "Like it, tubby?" I looked down at my fat gut, I didn't want to admit it but being King K. Rool is what I always wanted! At the same time, I was a bit flustered. I didn't like the grin my former body was giving me. I sensed vile intentions behind that smile. "W-W-Why am I you?!" I asked as the former crocodile took his hand patted my belly. "Because, I'm sick of being a videogame villain and being beaten day in and day out! You can take my place as I live in the real world!"

I looked at him in utter shock, I began to panic. That's when I spotted the discarded expansion pack! I could use that to swap us back! I made a mad dash for it, but wasn't used to being so fat and ended up tripping and landed on my large gut. K. Rool walked up and grabbed the expansion pack. He gripped it in his stolen hands and started exerting pressure on it. He pulled on it until the expansion pack was completely snapped in half! "And guess what? The expansion pack was how I got in this world, so now that it's gone..." I looked at the N64 as the controllers darted towards me. They moved like snakes across the carpets and made their way towards me. Before I could react, the cords wrapped themselves around me. They tied me arms tightly to my face and belly as they bound my legs together. The cords wrapped around my large snout preventing me from talking. The TV glowed as the cords dragged me towards it!

"I can't wait to have some fun in your body! Don't worry, I'll give it back after a few months if I feel like it. In the meantime, you can take my place in the cartridge!" The controller cords pulled me into the screen and tossed me inside. My large body entered the screen as I landed on my fat belly in what appeared to be a seedy apartment. What gives?! I thought King K. Rool was a king! Wait, this didn't look like the game... King laughed at me and smiled. "Surprised? You see, when I snapped that magical expansion pack, I altered the reality of the game to my liking! In this version, you aren't a king but a fat slob of a crocodile dressed as one! I hope you like your new seedy apartment, it'll be yours for the next few months. Donkey Kong 64 is now "K. Rool's Apartment 64"! Definitely an improvement."

I was completely shocked by this, to the point where I almost didn't notice a horrendous smell in this room. Surprisingly enough, it was coming from the apartment but rather it was from my own body! I lifted up my scaly arm and sniffed my armpit, only to find that I now possessed a terrible body odor! The stench smelt even worse to me due to my heightened sense of smell. I glanced around the apartment, it looked terrible! The place with as messy as you can get, the room had terrible decor and the lampshade was crooked! Before I could react, I suddenly found my body moving on its own. I looked out at the screen in front of me as the former crocodile controlled my movements. "This is going to be a fun few months, I can tell already! Now, let's have some fun..." I was marched out the door against my will as my body moved on its own. I was completely under his control now! What could I do? I had to suck it up and wait several months. It's tough, but it's when happens when you go from riches to rags!